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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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New DB poster!

Onscreen vampires these days are no doubt flirting with overexposure (adnauseum to some), but if anything can combat the modern hordes of sissified bloodsuckers, it’s the lethal combo of Willem Dafoe, Ethan Hawke and Sam Neil in next years DAYBREAKERS...
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Raimi on Spidey-4 foes

With the recent news that SPIDER-MAN 4 scribe Gary Ross is set to tackle MATT HELM before sinking his teeth into VENOM, the spin-off villain series to the blockbusting SPIDER-MAN franchise, director Sam Raimi has divulged a bit on the...
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Never Sleep on Twitter

Given the title of this post, you may think I deem Twitter some kind of underrated gem that’s not to be overlooked. But really, a precious stone? More like a fuc*in’ kidney stone if you ask me. Yet I digress,...
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Fall Down Dead images

I must admit, I’m kinda thrilled to report on two different posthumous David Carradine films in as many days. Yesterday we saw the trailer for a flick called DETENTION, and today we’ve got a host of cool shit for Jon...
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Detention trailer

From James D.R. Hickox, the dude behind such immortal efforts as CHILDREN OF THE CORN III: URBAN HARVEST & KROCODYLUS, comes the new haunted-high-school flick DETENTION. Featuring one of the last starring roles from the late great David Carradine, DETENTION...
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Scream ’09 adds names

Tantamount to a 6 year old’s birthday bash giddiness, I nearly wet myself when learning I’d get to attend the 2009 Scream Awards. And now, given some of the names recently added to make appearances at the gala next weekend,...
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L.Bones pics/poster

It’s been a good six weeks since we’ve had an update on Peter Jackson’s genre melding heart breaker THE LOVELY BONES. So we’re back, and it seems we’ve got a nifty poster and a few more pics from the film...
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Paquins Open House

In TVs equivalent to TWILIGHT’s Kristen Stewart, Anna Paquin is currently hot like coals. Which is precisely why we feel it necessary to relay a new horror/thriller she has in the works, one called OPEN HOUSE, written and directed by...
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Saw 6 puzzle/game

With good ol’ Jigsaw set to sate his sadistic bloodlust on October 23rd, Lionsgate and Twisted Pictures are pushing their penultimate ad campaign for the 6th SAW film. We’ve all seen pics, posters, trailers, clips, “tweets” or whatever you the...
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Cabin/Woods 3-D date

In what’s spreading faster than fuc*in’ Twitter, STYD reports Joss Whedon’s highly anticipated scary movie THE CABIN IN THE WOODS is yet another in a long string of flicks to get down with the 3-D craze. Not only that, well,...
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