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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Antichrist F/Fest art!

Inching closer and closer to limited release on October 23rd (On Demand October 28th), Danish auteur Lars Von Trier’s by all accounts spirit-crushing magnum opus ANTICHRIST remains my most anticipated flick of 2009. And to further whet my thirst, a...
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New Crazies poster!

So if our main-man Arrow’s advanced review of Breck Eisner’s THE CRAZIES is any indication, the flick could very well be one of the best horror flicks of 2010. And judging by the new poster above, it certainly appears that...
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Stars talk/shoot Z-Land!

So as fall begins, and the ever-diminishing roster of horror films this year wears thinner, Ruben Fleischer’s zom-com mash-up ZOMBIELAND is definitely on my radar. I’ve said it once, and have no shame repeating it: Bill Murray and Woody Harrelson...
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RIP Swamp Thing Durock!

In a bit of unfortunate news hitting the wire this morning, Dick Durock, the man who played the titular role of beloved DC comic character “Swamp Thing,” perished last week at the age of 72. Durock, the physically imposing ex-marine,...
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Full Book of Eli Trailer

From the always fascinating brothers Hughes (Allen and Albert – DEAD PRESIDENTS, FROM HELL) comes their new high concept tent-pole outing THE BOOK OF ELI. And now we have the FULL TRAILER for your viewing pleasure below! Boasting all-star cast,...
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More 4th Kind pics!

Taking an abridged cue from Spielberg’s CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND, Olatunde Osunsanmi’s (WITHIN) new film THE FOURTH KIND looks to alienate theatergoers on November 6th. Starring Milla Jovovich (RESIDENT EVIL), Elias Koteas (THE PROPHECY), Will Patton, Alisha Seaton...
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Stan Winston auction!

You’d be hard-pressed to find a talented professional in the world of make-up/visual effects than Stan Winston. He, along with Rick Baker and perhaps Dick Smith, are the holy triumvirate of the vocation. The man was a true pioneer, which...
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Case 39 release date!

Rarely does a filmmaker have two simultaneous features in the can. Well such is the case for German native Christian Alvart, whose salvo of PANDORUM clips we’ve seen adnausam (rightly so, as the flick opens tomorrow). But now we have...
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Hallows’ Eve dvd specs!

From first time co-writer/director and PJ Starks (who also shot and edited), comes a new revenge tale of horror called HALLOWS’ EVE: SLAUGHTER ON SECOND STREET. As our boy Mike Catalano informed about a month ago, the official plotline of...
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Zombie Walk in NJ!

Ordinarily I’d send my condolences to anyone living in New Jersey. Plain. Simple. But on Saturday, October 3rd from 11AM-7PM a pretty kickass event known as the Zombie Walk Parade will commence on the famous shores of Asbury Park. And...
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