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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

Dissecting William Peter Blatty!

WILLIAM PETER BLATTY! Say friends, anyone here ever read a William Peter Blatty novel? More like which one, and how many times, right? Ok then, spill below, then tell us how many of you tuned into Fox’s televisual rehash of...

TV Review: The Exorcist (Season 1, Episode 1)

EPISODE: CHAPTER ONE: AND LET MY CRY COME UNTO THEE THE DISH: After an injurious car crash has left teenage Katherine Rance (Brianne Howey) acting erratically, her parents Angela (Geena Davis) and Henry (Alan Ruck) solicit the aide of two...
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Top 10 Tim Burton Characters!

Say friends, what should we make of Tim Burton these days? Do we still consider him a fine filmmaker? A first-rate artist? An unparalleled visionary? Or at this stage in his seemingly safe and family-oriented career, are the man’s most...

TV Review: American Horror Story (Season 6, Episode 1)

EPISODE: CHAPTER 1 THE SCOOP: Matt, his wife Shelby and sister Lee recount the horrifying time spent in rural Roanoke, North Carolina. WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW. IF YOU'VE NOT SEEN THIS EPISODE, STOP READING HERE! THESKINNY: And it came! After...

Dissecting Michael Shannon!

MICHAEL SHANNON! So Michael Shannon's a pretty scary dude, is he not?! Dude's got a mad-mean-mug that'll make Medusa blush a deep shade of crimson. Thing is, he also happens to be a tremendous actor. One of the best in...
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Top 10 Genre Flicks To See This Fall!

Man oh man, September already? Where in the hell did the summer go? Kind of a bummer, no? Jake Oh well, don’t fret friends, out with the sand and sunshine and in with the cold and darkness. No, not the...
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Demon (Movie Review)

PLOT: During his own homespun wedding ceremony, a bridegroom named Piotr (Itay Tiran) is slowly subsumed by a female demon whose skeleton he accidentally dug up in the front yard. REVIEW: As a handful of short films paved the way...
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Bad Frank (Movie Review)

PLOT: Frank (Kevin Interdonato), a former Marine and ex-baseball player now working construction, flies into a vengefully violent fit of rage when a shady character from his past shows up and kidnaps his wife. REVIEW: If the old adage is...

The 9th Life of Louis Drax (Movie Review)

PLOT: Louis Drax is a death-defying 9 year old known around town as the "Amazing Accident Prone Boy." When his latest mishaps land him in a coma, it's up to a neurologist named Dr. Pascal to unlock the mysteries of...
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