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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Morgan (Movie Review)

PLOT: After a violent outburst, Lee Weathers (Kate Mara), a bigwig corporate risk consultant, is brought into a wooded compound to assess the commercial viability of a newly minted android named Morgan (Anya Taylor-Joy). REVIEW: If vision is indeed a...

Dissecting Paul Verhoeven!

"The sooner we admit our capacity for evil the less apt we are to destroy each other." – PAUL VERHOEVEN! Although the crazy Flying Dutchman has never directed an outright horror flick, Paul Verhoeven has everyone's undivided respect around here...

Yoga Hosers (Movie Review)

Check out Cody Hamman’s review HERE. PLOT: In the Great White North, a pair of 15 year old female besties become gravely imperiled when their convenient store is overrun by murderous Nazi bratwursts. REVIEW: It's always a vexing proposition to...
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10 Shocking Real Life Home Invasions!

So, who’s up for seeing DON’T BREATHE on the big-screen this weekend? You damn well better, as it’s one of the best films – in or out of genre – to come out this calendar year. Seriously, take the plunge,...
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Don’t Breathe (Movie Review)

PLOT: A trio of young Detroit thugs attempt to pilfer $300,00 in cash from a blind, shut-in war vet. But when they break into his house, a simple plan backfires with unintended lethality. REVIEW: After acquitting himself as more than...

Dissecting Writer/Director Paul Schrader!

“I killed more screen characters in the first four films I wrote than I have since. I realized I had to stop writing violence.” — PAUL SCHRADER Paul Schrader is not only one of the most accomplished and trenchantly observed...
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Top 10 Horror Movie Suicides!

Hey now, word on the street is SUICIDE SQUAD is so bad you may want to kill yourself after watching it. How ironic. Even more depressing is how such a universally pegged movie of mediocrity actually broke the box-office record...

The Mind’s Eye (Movie Review)

PLOT: 25 years in the past, an unhinged doctor doing research on widespread telekinesis goes to ultra-violent lengths to track down two patients with the intent of extracting their powers for his own personal gain. REVIEW: Following the 2013 shoestring...

Dissecting Kiefer Sutherland!

KIEFER SUTHERLAND! Fatherhood approval is a universal cross to bear for damn near every young man. Following in your father's professional footsteps is even harder, and when your father excels to the highest degree in his respective vocation, the task...
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Top 10 Virtual Reality Thrillers!

What is it about virtual reality that has proven such a rife subject matter for movies to explore? It seemed to start with Cronenberg in the 80s, ramp up almost in paralleled lockstep with the proliferation of the internet in...
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