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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Into The Forest (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a nationwide power outage sets humanity back a couple centuries, two sisters hole up in their secluded wooded home and learn to subsist off the land. REVIEW: Following an eight year respite from the silver screen (KIT KITTREDGE:...
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Nerve (Movie Review)

PLOT: In order to keep up with her popular friend, a high-school senior named Vee (Emma Roberts) decides to partake in a program called Nerve: a high-stakes game of online Truth or Dare….minus the Truth. REVIEW: Six years after brilliantly...

Train To Busan (Movie Review)

PLOT: In order to reconnect with his family, a self-centered business man must escort his daughter on a train from Seoul to Busan, Korea in order to see her mother. One problem: a rabid zombie scourge has gorily overrun the...
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Lights Out (Movie Review)

PLOT: Big sister Rebecca (Teresa Palmer) must protect her little brother Martin (Gabriel Bateman) from a returned family curse: a nocturnal silhouette called Diana. REVIEW: So what do you get when you pair a first time filmmaker with a remake/sequel...

Dissecting Stan Winston!

"People who are afraid to go to horror movies are generally afraid their whole lives. People say to me, 'Do you have nightmares?' I never have nightmares! And I go to movies and see the most bizarre things in the...
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Top 10 Terrifying Movie Trains!

A quick show of hands, how many of you have ever traveled by train? It can be a pretty harrowing if not thrilling endeavor, no? Sure it can! Which is why the speeding locomotive has for decades been a fraught...

Dissecting Ghostbusters!

GHOSTBUSTERS! Say friends, we want your honest opinion, are you lining up for the July 15th release of GHOSTBUSTERS? If so, why so? If not, why not? With a quick pulse-check out of the way, allow us to proceed. See,...
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Top 10 Political Horror Flicks!

Say friends, in this ever turbulent ELECTION YEAR, who’s set to get their PURGE on this weekend? We recommend doing so, solely at the movies, as James DeMonaco’s third entry is likely the sterling standout of the entire franchise. That...
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The Purge: Election Year (Movie Review)

PLOT: When the annual Purge strikes down in Washington, DC in 2025, Leo Barnes must quell the assassination attempt of presidential frontrunner Charlene Roan and her platform to put an end the horrific holiday for good. Will he succeed? REVIEW:...
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The Shallows (Movie Review)

PLOT: Upon a giant shark deeply lacerating one of her limbs, a sexy Texan surfer gal must match wills and wits with the Great White and find her way back to shore 200 yards away. REVIEW: A decade after aptly...
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