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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Dissecting Jeff Goldblum!

JEFF GOLDBLUM! Any fans of Jeff Goldblum in the house? Where you at? Seriously, is there a major Hollywood actor who has a more distinguished and discernible look than Mr. Goldbum? I know we Dissected Michael Berryman a ways back,...
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The Neon Demon (Movie Review)

PLOT: An untainted 16 year old girl with grand dreams of superstardom gets a cruel wakeup call when subjected to the seedy underbelly of Hollywood's fashion industry. REVIEW: 20 years after loudly announcing his arrival to the world of cinema...
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Top 10 Creepy Movie Clowns!

Clowns. What the hell is it about clowns that are so damn scary? Is it the pale makeup? The rosy cheeks? The interminable grin? The big red nose? The humongous shoes? Or really, is it the notion of corrupted innocence…the...

Dissecting Patrick Wilson!

PATRICK WILSON! Patrick Wilson is a damn good actor. Almost unheralded, really. Does this guy ever get the credit he deserves? Seriously, ever since bursting onto the genre scene with HARD CANDY in 2005, Wilson has brought his universally approachable...
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Top 10 Beach Horror Hotties!

Say what now…June already? Unthinkable. But it’s true folks, and with the lighter days and longer sun exposure comes a direct correlation with the dearth of clothing. Girls, we’re talking to you! So, as summer fast approaches, we thought, why...

Fender Bender (Movie Review)

PLOT: After being rear-ended by a suspicious stranger on a suburban New Mexican street, young Hillary Diaz (Makenzie Vega) is soon stalked and accosted in her home by the same murderous motorist. REVIEW: It’s hard to imagine a 20 year...
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The Wailing (Movie Review)

PLOT: Upon the arrival of a mysterious Japanese man, a small South Korean mountain village is suddenly beset by a skein of grisly murders. When the lead detective on the case soon realizes his family is endangered, a shamanic ritual...

Dissecting Johnny Depp!

JOHNNY DEPP! Man oh man, Johnny Depp used to be my favorite actor. Seriously, who had a more prolific, widely decorated run of films in the 1990s? Kevin Spacey? Tom Hanks maybe? I mean it. From about 1990 to 2005...
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Top 10 Gentle Horror Theme Songs!

What is it about a horror score that, when done well, makes the movie so damn scary? PSYCHO, JAWS, HALLOWEEN…these are three titanic examples of musical cues being as integral to the terror of their respective films as anything else....
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High-Rise (Movie Review)

PLOT: The assorted rich and poor tenants of a technocratic tower block begin to unravel after a sudden suicide is committed. REVIEW: With a prolific half-decade of moviemaking that has yielded four wildly disparate but equally astounding results – DOWN...
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