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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

Dissecting Kevin Bacon!

KEVIN BACON! Who doesn't love Bacon? Kevin Bacon. Real shite, ever since getting savagely paddled in the ass in ANIMAL HOUSE and then lethally gouged through the throat with an arrow in FRIDAY THE 13TH, this dude has won our...

Bite (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a young fiancée named Casey (Elma Begovic) returns from a bachelorette party in Costa Rica, a seemingly innocuous exotic bug bite proves far more infectious than you could ever imagine. REVIEW: What is it with Canadian filmmakers and...
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Top 10 Most Terrifying High-Rises!

What the hell is about towering skyscrapers and sinister high-rises that serve as a perfect setting for a terrifying movie action? Is it the mere size of a gargantuan facade? The inability to escape such a self-contained unit? Is it...

Unearthed & Untold: The Path To Pet Sematary (Movie Review)

PLOT: An extensive behind the scenes documentary on the making of Stephen King's PET SEMATARY. REVIEW: Casual fan or hardcore horror aficionado, chances are, if you grew up in the 80s, you've been impacted in some way by the film...

Dissecting Bill Paxton!

BILL PAXTON! "Do you realize, it's snowing in my room goddamn it?!?" Ah, Bill Paxton, what a national treasure. Not sure about you, but this dude has been such a part of my life the through the litany of parts...

Holidays (Movie Review)

PLOT: An anthological octet of standalone horror tales explore the dark-side various holidays: Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Halloween, Christmas and New Years Eve. REVIEW: What is it about holiday horror that, at its absolute...
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Top 10 Genre Joints To See This Summer!

Say what now…summertime already?! But it is folks, it is. So strange, but it seems the cinematic slate of summer blockbusters comes earlier and earlier every year now…so much so that instead of June-September, the unofficial movie summer-slam occurs from...
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Tale Of Tales (Movie Review)

PLOT: Inspired by the 16th century Italian fairytales Giambattista Basile, three interlaced tales of nearby European kingdoms offer up giant beasts, doppelgangers, ogres, witches, warlocks, virgins…all tethered to a disturbingly irrevocable fate. REVIEW: Holy hell! BAFTA nominated Italian filmmaker Matteo...

Paradox (Movie Review)

PLOT: A group of independent scientists successfully create a time machine and send one of their own a single hour into the future. When the man arrives, he finds the entire crew dead as Dillinger. What gives? REVIEW: Following a...

Dissecting Director Takashi Shimizu!

DIRECTOR TAKASHI SHIMIZU! No matter who you ask, it's clear Takashi Shimizu is one of the preeminent purveyors of Japanese horror cinema. The dude fomented a tidal wave of international acclaim when his 2002 movie JU-ON: THE GRUDGE proved so...
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