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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

Dissecting James Cameron!

JAMES CAMERON! Fan of his films or not, James Cameron’s mark on the modern state of movies can’t be overstated. It’s indelible. Permanent. Perhaps unparalleled. To our minds, Cameron is the thinking man’s Michael Bay, a man so aplomb at...
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Top 10 Genre Flicks of 2015 That Deserve Oscar Consideration!

Merry Christmas Mofos! Jake As we all rip through presents, pound the spiked nog, feud with relatives and watch tons of movies…we thought we’d treat you guys and gals with something a little different this Christmas. That’s right y’all, with...

Dissecting Quentin Tarantino!

QUENTIN TARANTINO! Wouldn't you say Quentin Tarantino has branded himself quite well over the past 20 years? Dude's namesake alone has as much cache and become as an attractive sway as his films themselves. And while he hasn't helmed an...
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Anguish (Movie Review)

PLOT: Following the death of an acquaintance, a young woman's grief-stricken melancholy grows into something far more possessive and sinister. REVIEW: Just when you thought the pusillanimous punch of PG-13 obsessive-stalker pics THE ROOMMATE and THE CRUSH couldn't get any...

TV Review: American Horror Story Hotel (Season 5, Episode 10)

EPISODE: SHE GETS REVENGE THE SCOOP: As John and Alex reunite inside the Cortez, Liz's suicidal tendency is quashed by the return of her son. Meanwhile, The Countess has trouble dealing with the death of her newest beau. WARNING: MAJOR...

Body (Movie Review)

PLOT: On a frosty Christmas Eve night, a trio of young gal pals head to an emptily secluded mansion in order to get their party on. But when a stranger unexpectedly shows up, a screwy tragedy of errors culminates in...

TV Review: American Horror Story Hotel (Season 5, Episode 9)

EPISODE: SHE WANTS REVENGE THE SCOOP: As Donovan and Ramona continue their plan of revenge against The Countess, the soon to be married vampiress hatches a counter-plot of her own. WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW. IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS...

TV Review: Scream Queens (Season 1, Episode 12 – Finale)

EPISODE: DORKUS THE APPETIZER: It all ends here. After 12 weeks of cadaver-stacking carnage, the remaining Red Devil Killer of Wallace University shall be unmasked! WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW. IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS EPISODE, STOP READING HERE! THE...

Dissecting Writer/Director Fred Dekker!

WRITER/DIRECTOR FRED DEKKER! Not sure about you, but we've always enjoyed the hell out of the work of Fred Dekker. Dude's an absolute 80s god of accessibly entertaining yet wildly wicked genre authorship. We're talking about movies that have not...

TV Review: American Horror Story Hotel (Season 5, Episode 8)

EPISODE: THE TEN COMMANDMENTS KILLER THE SCOOP: As John Lowe works closer to catching the Ten Commandments Killer, a sick and sordid relationship between he and James March is revealed. WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW. IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS...
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