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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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The Jokesters (Movie Review)

PLOT: A foursome of popular internet jokesters, dubbed the Prank Masters, gets far more than they bargained for when a practical gag at a friend's wedding fatally backfires. REVIEW: With a handful of shorts surrounding his 2007 debut feature, THE...

TV Review: Scream the Series (Season 1, Episode 3)

EPISODE: WANNA PLAY A GAME? THE DISH: When the dark and devious secrets of Emma's momma Maggie come to light, the killer uses them to play a cunningly cruel game to terrorize both. Could Brandon James really be back? WARNING:...

Tom Hiddleston talks thrilling Crimson Peak Finale

Anyone lucky enough to attend this year's Comic-Con gala got a chance to cop a peek at new CRIMSON PEAK footage, courtesy of Mexican visionary Guillermo del Toro. But for those not lucky enough, don't fret, star Tom Hiddleston is...

New images of HBO’s Westworld emerge

Although we still anxiously await a release date, HBO has unveiled a handful of new Westworld images. This coming just a few days after a nifty teaser was unspooled at Comic-Con. Cop a peek below! With impressive ensemble of Ed...
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Top 10 Horror Movie Hangings!

So friends, THE GALLOWS. How many of you are pumped to see it this weekend? I must admit, despite the middling reviews, I sort of dig the idea of a new killer coming around with his own distinct form of...

TV Review: Scream The Series (Season 1, Episode 2)

EPISODE: HELLO, EMMA THE DISH: When another barbarous murder claims the life of a Lakewood teen, an acrimonious rift is caused between Emma and Audrey. Meanwhile, a town reporter hits the scene and starts digging for dirt. WARNING: MINOR TO...

Dissecting Writer Kevin Williamson!

KEVIN WILLIAMSON! Even more so than the venerated Wes Craven, Kevin Williamson is the absolute authority on all things SCREAM. He's the brain-trust. The mastermind. Not only did he conceive the whole reinvention of the meta, self-reflexive slasher template back...

Stung (Movie Review)

PLOT: A posh garden party deep in the country is unceremoniously brought to a gore-sodden halt when a swarm of gigantic, genetically engineered wasps go on the attack. REVIEW: Having only a trio of short film credits to his name...

TV Review: Scream The Series, Season 1, Episode 1

PLOT: After a salacious Youtube video goes viral, a popular high-school girl and her boyfriend are gorily murdered. This reawakens the deeply haunted past of the town of Lakewood, as a similar rash of grisly killings plagued the suburban community...

New featurette for The Vatican Tapes arrives

Blessing or curing theatergoers July 24th is THE VATICAN TAPES, from director Mark Neveldine. As such, Apple has just debuted a creepy new featurette for the flick, in which clips from the flick are intercut with cast-interviews. Cop a peek...
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