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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Dissecting John Landis!

JOHN LANDIS! In addition to being a lifelong horror dedicatee, John Landis is a cinematic jack of all trades. A throwback. Not only has the man slalomed in and out of every genre under the sun, Landis has amassed multiple...
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Pernicious (Movie Review)

PLOT: Alex, Julia and Rachel are a trio of young American aid workers set for duty in Thailand. When they arrive however, the vengeful spirit of a slaughtered little girl puts a haunting hold on the three nubile sexpots. REVIEW:...

Night Screams For Mercy (Graphic Novel Review)

ORDER NIGHT SCREAMS FOR MERCY HERE PLOT: In October of 1972, a rash of grisly murders have besieged an unnamed western Italian city. Laconic detective Claudio Morante is assigned to solve the case of the infamous Jesus Killer, yet the...

Anarchy Parlor (Movie Review)

PLOT: Six college grads vacationing in Lithuania are unceremoniously met by a sadistic tattoo artist with a historical penchant for collecting skin-trophies. Anarchy indeed! REVIEW: A few years beyond expanding his short screenplay RAZE into the ferocious cat-fight feature uproar,...
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Top 10 Horrific Movie Parks!

Well friends, after 14 long years, the gates of JURASSIC WORLD are finally opening for visitors today. You pumped or what? Truth be told, the movie has been generating a rather unanimous “meh” response, with most critics (our E.Walk included)...
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The Stranger (Movie Review)

PLOT: When an enigmatic man suddenly shows up in a small coastal Canadian town looking for his wife, a young boy and his mother become embroiled in a web of supernatural violence. REVIEW: With a collaborative blessing from onetime horror...

Unwrap the bloody bandages of The Stranger in new clip

In theaters and on iTunes this Friday is THE STRANGER, the new thriller from producer Eli Roth and director Guillermo Almoeda. As such, only a few hours after a new web-spot dropped, Apple has debuted a fresh clip from the...

Ethan Hawke looks mighty guilty in new Regression poster

The great Ethan Hawke continues his to soar with REGRESSION, the family-abuse thriller from director Alejandro Amenabar opening August 28th. Earlier today we flashed a new trailer for the flick, and now, a day after the first, the second poster...

Dissecting Jaws The Franchise!

JAWS THE FRANCHISE! Well I’ll be damned! Can you believe this June marks the 40th anniversary of not just one of the best movies ever made, but the inaugural Hollywood blockbuster? That’s correct y’all, June 20th means JAWS turns 40!...
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