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We Are Still Here (Movie Review)

PRE-ORDER WE ARE STILL HERE NOW PLOT: In hopes of putting grievous personal trauma behind them, a middle-aged couple moves into a quaint old countryside abode. Only one caveat…the house comes alive every 30 years and demands a human sacrifice....
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How To Save Us (Movie Review)

PLOT: A lethally unknowable virus has wiped out the island of Tasmania. In one last ditch effort to rescue his missing little brother Sam, Brian is tasked with traveling across the barren Aussie wasteland among a throng of ghosts. Will...

The Nightmare (Movie Review)

PLOT: ROOM 237 director Rodney Ascher continues his pseudo-documentary stylings by interviewing eight people victimized by sleep paralysis. The common thread? They’re all more or less vexed by the same suffocating NIGHTMARE: sleep paralysis! REVIEW: After leaving the doc world...

White Knuckle, Written by Eric Red (Book Review)

ORDER WHITE KNUCKLE HERE PLOT: Sharon Ormsby, a feisty young FBI upstart, lobbies for an undercover gig to hit the highway and track down a ruthlessly indefatigable serial killer – a big-rig hauler known as White Knuckle – who's been...
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Top 10 Weather Related Genre Flicks!

Oh baby, the big one is at our doorstep. The mega-quake. The Richter buster. SAN ANDREAS. Real shit, it seems not even Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson can avert this here Earthly rock from tectonically shifting into itself at calamitous proportions....

Dissecting Steven Spielberg!

STEVEN SPIELBERG! Oh dear. You think we can find a big enough blade in the world to dissect the untouchable Steven Spielberg? I mean, if anyone seems impervious, it is he. Critically, financially, artistically, commercially…this dude is the King Midas...

New poster and stills pop up from Joe Dante’s Burying The Ex

Planted firmly among our most anticipated summer genre joints is Joe Dante's zom-com BURYING THE EX. Well, courtesy of ComingSoon.net, a whole raft of new stills for the flick have been developed, as has a fresh (freshly rotting) one-sheet. Scroll...

Insidious: Chapter 3 scares up a new featurette

With only two weeks until INSIDIOUS: CHAPTER 3 comes down on the masses, Apple has debuted a creepy-cool new featurette for the Leigh Whannell flick. As always, you can locate that sucker underneath. Starring Dermot Mulroney, Leigh Whannell, Angus Sampson,...
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