Columnist / Reviewer

Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

International trailer for Eli Roth’s Knock Knock is here

From Voltage Pictures comes a new international trailer for KNOCK KNOCK, the Eli Roth directed horror flick starring Keanu Reeves. Although Lionsgate scooped the film up for $3 million in January, we still await announcement of an official U.S. release....

The Human Centipede III: Final Sequence (Movie Review)

PLOT: Inspired by the odious first two HUMAN CENTIPEDE films, a wicked warden at a fledgling U.S. prison vows to keep his inmates in line, literally, by fusing the entire population into a 500-man centipede. REVIEW: Four years after braving...
JoBloJoBlo

Top 10 Post-Apocalyptic Flicks!

Well well friends…can you believe it…the time is finally upon us. MAD MAX: FURY ROAD is officially open for travel! And perhaps even more exciting than a 30-year wait finally ending, is just how universally beloved George Miller’s latest is...

Time Lapse (Movie Review)

PLOT: Three down on their luck friends stumble upon a large, mysterious camera in a neighbor’s apartment that can take pictures 24 hours into the future. As they begin to manipulate the technology for their own benefit, a series of...

Dissecting Director George Miller!

DIRECTOR GEORGE MILLER! Few visionary filmmakers have stamped their own brand-name on a truly original body of work as fiercely as Australian born George Miller has. Really. Miller and MAD MAX are synonymous, interchangeable even, likely due to the abject...

Peep the trailer for Rodney Ascher’s The Nightmare

A little over a week it's been since seeing the newest poster for Rodney Ascher's THE NIGHTMARE, the much anticipated follow up to his doc ROOM 237. Well now we have a look at the first official trailer for the...
JoBloJoBlo

Top 10 One-On-One Horror Showdowns!

DING DING DING! That’s right y’all, we’re some 36 hours away from the big fight: Mayweather vs. Pacquiao. As such, it got us to thinking about some of the best, if not our favorite, onscreen face-offs seen in the horror/sci-fi...

Dissecting Ashley Greene!

ASHLEY GREENE! Not that we tend to bask in the gloomy TWILIGHT of gormless and soapy horror escapades around here, but good goddamn if one Ashley Greene isn't a bright shiny star. I love this chick. Wish we saw more...

Unlock the secrets of Area 51 in new official trailer

Funny how these things work out… Only minutes after news broke of Alamo abducting AREA 51 for a May 15th release, Apple has unveiled a fresh trailer for the Oren Peli found-footage thriller. Find that sumbitch underneath! Along with the...
Load more articles