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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

Dissecting Ashley Greene!

ASHLEY GREENE! Not that we tend to bask in the gloomy TWILIGHT of gormless and soapy horror escapades around here, but good goddamn if one Ashley Greene isn't a bright shiny star. I love this chick. Wish we saw more...

Unlock the secrets of Area 51 in new official trailer

Funny how these things work out… Only minutes after news broke of Alamo abducting AREA 51 for a May 15th release, Apple has unveiled a fresh trailer for the Oren Peli found-footage thriller. Find that sumbitch underneath! Along with the...

The Night Crew (Movie Review)

PRE-ORDER THE NIGHT CREW HERE PLOT: A grizzled band of bounty hunters are tasked with tracking down and capturing an oddly enigmatic vixen named Mae (Chasty Ballesteros). Problem is, the sexy vamp is also being pursued by a ruthless gaggle...
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Top 10 Most Anticipated Summer Genre Flicks!

It’s hard to believe that we’re only a couple of weeks away from the official launch of cinematic summertime 2015. Insane. You know how it goes these days, May 1st pretty much kicks off a 3 or 4 month stretch...

Unfriended (Movie Review)

PLOT: On the one year anniversary of Laura Barnes’ suicide, six of her high-school friends are suddenly terrorized online by a mysterious entity using her Skype, Facebook and Youtube accounts. REVIEW: It’s easy to see why MTV and Universal opted,...

Nicolas Winding Refn’s Neon Demon scares up Alessandro Nivola

Underrated screen and stage actor Alessandro Nivola (above) has been added to the cast of NEON DEMON, Nicolas Winding Refn's new female-centric horror picture. Deadline has it that Nivola will play a fashion impresario who taps Elle Fanning as his...
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