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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

Dissecting Actor Warwick Davis!

ACTOR WARWICK DAVIS! Happy St. Patrick's Day my fair friends, here's to flying three sheets to the wind on this glorious morn! So listen, in honor of all things Irish on this fine day, we thought who better to splay...

Buzzard (Movie Review)

PLOT: Martin (Joshua Burge), a disenfranchised scam-artist working as a temp agent at a mortgage company, becomes unraveled after forging checks and fashioning a freaky Freddy Krueger Power-Glove. REVIEW: After following a fist-full of short films with his debut feature...
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Top 10 Horror Movie Barrooms!

Alright my fellow Arrow in the Headers, it’s now T-minus 11 days until old Saint Patty’s Day rolls around. You know what that means, right?? Yup, we’re thrashing through an epic pub-crawl starting right this very second! You with us?...

Dissecting Anthony Hopkins!

ANTHONY HOPKINS! You don't need this old dummy to tell you that Sir Anthony Hopkins is among the finest actors to ever draw a breath. Dude's an all-time great. Inarguably. An absolute titan of thespianism, screen and stage. No question....

Ejecta (Movie Review)

REVIEW: When a super-storm of intense solar flares punctures Earth's atmosphere one ill-fated night, an old alien-abductee and a young filmmaker witness unspeakable extraterrestrial horror. PLOT: After emblazoning his tire-marks on the Canadian horror scene with PONTYPOOL and SEPTIC MAN,...
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Top 10 Medical Horror Flicks!

The medical horror film genre has a host of subsets, doesn’t it?! You have the demented doctor variety, the viral outbreak type, the biological mutation kind, the insane asylum ilk, and of course – as this week’s release of THE...

Treehouse (Movie Review)

PLOT: When an adolescent boy finds a missing girl bloodied and battered in a secluded tree-house, he avows to escort her back to safety, find her little brother and avenge her mysterious band of captors. REVIEW: After seven years spent...

Dissecting Jason Voorhees!

JASON VOORHEES! GET FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE COMPLETE COLLECTION HERE Okay friendos, let's hear about it…how was your Friday the 13th? You still tipsy or what? Did you have any sinister black-cat encounters or suffer any ill-fated superstitions of some...
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Wyrmwood (Movie Review)

PLOT: When an all-out zombie apocalypse ravages the land down under, a laconic mechanic named Barry (Jay Gallagher) must rescue his sister Brooke (Bianca Bradey) before she's subjected to heinous medical experiments by her mysterious captors. REVIEW: A half-decade after...

Girl House (Movie Review)

PLOT: Soon after her father's death, collegiate sexpot Kylie Atkins looks to earn a little extra doe and help her aging mother out by modeling for GirlHouse – a live-in, 24/7 XXX webcam site with five other nubile lookers. But...
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