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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Top 10 Genre Turkeys of 2014!

Alright, so who’s painfully hung-over? Was it the booze or the gluttonous feasting? Both? F*ccccccck! No worries friends, it’s gonna be okay, we hear for ya. So, after a long day of giving thanks, inhaling turkey, imbibing cold brew and...

Dissecting Writer/Director Gregory Levasseur!

Get PIRANHA 3D Here WRITER/DIRECTOR GREGORY LEVASSEUR! Not sure if I'm alone here, but the one wintertime horror chiller that looks like it has a chance of surprising some people is THE PYRAMID, open for public touring in the U.S....

TV Review: American Horror Story: Freak Show (Season 4, Episode 7)

EPISODE: "TEST OF STRENGTH" THE SCOOP: After strongman Dell is blackmailed into killing one of his own, the female Freaks band together to ensure he doesn't continue. Meanwhile, Dandy's murderous mien strikes the suspicious eye of Lobster Boy Jimmy, and...
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Top 10 Scariest Extraterrestrials!

So, how many of you have spotted the unassuming ETA of EXTRATERRESTRIAL coming down the pike? We really don’t blame you if not, the low-key flick has aptly remained hidden in plain sight, just as all those real life aliens...

Dissecting Director Kevin Greutert!

EDITOR/DIRECTOR KEVIN GREUTERT! Okay, so how many of you undressed JESSABELLE in theaters this past weekend? Be honest, was she worth the coin? If so, why? If not, why not? Well, whatever you thought about the flick, the primary person...

TV Review: American Horror Story: Freak Show (Season 4, Episode 5)

EPISODE: "PINK CUPCAKES" THE SCOOP: Stanley and Maggie concoct a nefarious scheme to murder the entire cast of Freaks. Gloria Mott does all she can to cover-up son Dandy's homicidal handy-work. Meanwhile, Desiree reveals a kinky new anatomical oddity. The...

Riddick director David Twohy set to helm sci-fi thriller Replay

Looks like David Twohy isn't leaving the sci-fi realm anytime soon… According to Deadline, Twohy (seen above) has been hired by Relativity to direct the time-traveling sci-fi thriller REPLAY. The script, which was snatched up by the studio in July,...

Peep a new 2-minute featurette for The Pyramid

One mysterious horror joint not to be overlooked this December is THE PYRAMID, which comes from the twisted French minds of Alexandre Aja and his writing pal Gregory Levasseur. And thanks to our pals over at STYD, we now have...

Lips are sealed in new UK poster for Ouija

As the teeny-bopper horror-fest OUIJA sets to aptly unspool in the UK today, a ghastly new one-sheet for the flick has been found. And for all you dudes who’ve longed fancied sewing your lady’s mouth shut for good, you may...
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