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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Top 10 Halloween Movies (We Rank the Franchise)

Happy Horrorween you sick and twisted f*ckos! Best day of the year right here, isn’t?! And on a Friday? All living hell is about to find its way to the streets! Let’s all howl with rejoice! But before we get...
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Jacob’s Ladder- Horror Movie Review- (Day 29 of 31)- October Massacre

PLOT: After returning from Vietnam, a deeply disturbed war veteran tries to re-assimilate himself back into normalcy. However, as he becomes increasingly plagued by tormenting visions and mysteriously altered perceptions, an irreparably mortifying truth about the man’s true fate is...
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Dissecting Christopher Nolan!

CHRISTOPHER NOLAN! Cannot wait! T-minus 10 days until the official launch of Christopher Nolan's INTERSTELLAR. F*ck yeah, friends! Really, is there a more anticipated genre joint of A-list prestige touching-down this year? If so, I can't think of one. Real...
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Soulmate (Movie Review)

PLOT: After the tragic death of her husband, the suicidally depressed Audrey seeks solitary refuge in a quaint Welsh cottage. There, she strikes up a romantic bond with the sensitive ghost of the previous owner, Douglas. REVIEW: Arriving on the...
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TV Review: American Horror Story: Freak Show: Season 4, Episode 3

EPISODE: "EDWARD MORDRAKE: PART 1" THE SCOOP: As Halloween looms, the freakish carnie-curios aren't too keen on performing for the masses. Meanwhile, Jimmy sparks a flame with a mysterious new "fortuneteller" just as his mother Ethel sustains a devastating medical...
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Top 10 Werewolves in films!

So…who else is pumped for David Hayter’s WOLVES next month? Well, to help get you nice and lathered up for what should be an action-packed horror extravaganza (Hayter did write X-MEN, X-MEN 2 and WATCHMEN), we thought it’d be a...
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