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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Dissecting Greg Nicotero!

GREG NICOTERO! So what do you say friends…how’d the season 5 premiere The Walking Dead stab you this past Sunday? Did it meet your expectations? Did it let you down? Well, whatever you thought, it doesn’t change the fact that...
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The Funhouse- Horror Movie Review- (Day 13 of 31)- October Massacre

PLOT: For a night of fun, four suburban friends decide to frequent the local carnival exhibit that comes to town once a year. Among the incredible hodgepodge of sideshow attractions and freaked-out-carnie-curios, hidden from plain sight, is a hideously deformed...
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TV Review: American Horror Story: Freak Show (Season 4, Episode 1)

EPISODE: “MONSTERS AMONG US” THE SCOOP: Welcome to Jupiter, Florida – September 1952…as we’re taken in by the demented delights of Elsa’s Cabinet of Curiosities. In order to turn business around, the self-aggrandized German ex-patriot Elsa Mars, (the inimitable Jessica...
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Day 1: Eaten Alive (October Massacre Review)

PLOT: A deranged hayseed running the squalid Starlight Motel brothel in the swampy East Texas woods likes to play by his own rules. So when his sordid clientele doesn't cotton to said standards, the homicidal hotelier kills mofos with his...
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Automata (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a burned-out insurance agent for a futuristic robotics corporation is assigned to investigate a broken protocol, large consequences loom for the fate of humanity. REVIEW: Five years after making waves with his directorial debut HIERRO, Spanish writer/director Gabe...
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Dissecting Kate Beckinsale!

KATE BECKINSALE! Kate f*ckin’ Beckinsale. Goddamn! Very few finer, if any. It’s the sexy British accent, isn’t it fellas? I said Goddamnnnnn! But enough of the drooly reverie, we’re here to not only salute Ms. Beckinsale’s qualified acting chops –...
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Top 10 Horrific Man-Anmial Hybrids!

Dude, TUSK? What else is there to say other than…WTF?!? Personally speaking, even if I weren’t a lifelong Kevin Smith fan – in particular his sinister newfound collaborations with the great Michael Parks – the sheer insanity of the premise...
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Dissecting Director Adam Wingard!

DIRECTOR ADAM WINGARD! Say friends, how many of you plan to ring in the 2014 fall-horror-season by inviting THE GUEST into your purview this weekend? After-all, the flick is not only generating all sorts of buzz, but it comes from...
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Fall Preview! Top 15 Genre Flicks To See This Fall!

Ah, September. Not sure about you, but it always feels like a slight bummer when the ole’ seasonal change occurs…when we’re forced to pack-up the swimwear and sunscreen and pull-out the sweaters and schoolbooks. Oh well, ’tis inevitable. Of course,...
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Dissecting The Dowdle Brothers!

DREW AND JOHN ERICK DOWDLE! Yo! AS ABOVE, SO BELOW…how many of you got a chance to stumble down the dark and dank Parisian catacombs this past weekend? Was it worth it? Well whatever you thought about the flick, no one...
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