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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Top 10 Jaws Rip-Offs!

Holy T.S. Quint! Can you believe JAWS turns 40 years old next June? Fucking crazy, despite how timeless the infamously-difficult-to-make Spielberg classic still feels all these years later. Let’s be real, JAWS is not only a master-class in first rate...
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Dissecting Writer/Director James DeMonaco!

WRITER/DIRECTOR JAMES DEMONACO! Mi Amigos! Be real, did you go out and get your anarchistic PURGE on this past weekend? Well if you didn’t, perhaps you should, as James DeMonaco’s one-year-later-hit-sequel, THE PURGE: ANARCHY, is garnering decent word out mouth,...
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Top 10 Murderous Monkey Movies!

As you must know by now, Matt Reeves’ DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES launches its full-out assault on the masses today. And you know what? Little Caesar looks more vengeful than a wronged Game of Thrones character, doesn’t...
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Rampage 2: Capital Punishment (Movie Review)

PLOT: After a year of laying low on the lam, the people’s warrior Bill Williamson resurfaces to overrun a local news-station and broadcast his anti-corporate screed live on the air. Anyone who gets in his way…catches a mouthful of lead!...
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Dissecting Director Matt Reeves!

DIRECTOR MATT REEVES! So what do you say friends, are you all about checking out DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES this weekend? If the success of the RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES is any indication, yes...
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Top 10 Genre Movie Cops!

How many of you are pumped to peep Eric Bana kicks some supernatural ass in DELIVER US FROM EVIL next week? We are for sure…especially considering how the Scott Derickson flick is based on an actual NYPD case file. F*cking...
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Dissecting Stanley Kubrick!

STANLEY KUBRICK! If there were ever a Mount Rushmore of feted film directors – American or otherwise – the late great Stanley Kubrick would have to be interminably etched on its facade. In my eyes, the all but peerless visual...
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Top 10 Friday the 13th Movies (Ranked!)

AHHHH YAY-UHH! Today’s the day, friends. The annual unofficial horror holiday…FRIDAY THE 13TH! Halloween notwithstanding, this has to be the best day of the year for horror fans, right? That is, unless you have a problem with my man Voorhees...
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Dissecting Guy Pearce!

ACTOR GUY PEARCE! Be honest, are you a bit surprised to find Guy Pearce under the Dissection slab this week? I know I am a little. You think that's because, as such a versatile performer, it's easy to overlook the...
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Top 10 Time Travel Thrillers!

What is it about time travel that makes for such entertaining cinema? Is it the uncertainty? The wonderment? The endless possibilities? The innate desire to move up and down, backwards and forwards through our own personal chronology? The ability to...
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