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Franco to Howl

James Franco will star in HOWL, a film about the obscenity trial over the controversial Alan Ginsberg poem of the same name. It will also include an ‘animated re-imagining of the poem itself’, which sounds pretty cool. Rob Epstein and...
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Twilight 2 stuff

It’s a toss up as to which is the more depressing news today: that Patrick Swayze is not doing so well, or that some galoot thinks that the TWILIGHT movies constitute a ‘saga’. Or that this new logo is considered...
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Bullock is Blindsided

Sandra Bullock will star in THE BLINDSIDE for director John Lee Hancock (MY DOG SKIP), who also takes writing duties. The film will follow Michael Oher who is expected to be one of the first picks in the NFL draft...
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EW’s Top 25 Directors

EW has published their list of 25 Greatest Active Film Directors and, well, I honestly doubt I could keep my big fat mouth shut if a team of Victoria’s Secret Models were all giving me head in the strictest library...
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Deathly Hallows casting

I know more about the Navier-Stokes equation than I do HARRY POTTER, so while this sounds like nothing to me, I figured I’d better bring this to your attention just in case it was really, really important. From Snitchseeker: “Firstly,...
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Trejo is Expendable

Latino Review have announced that Danny Trejo has joined the cast of THE EXPENDABLES as one of the bad guys in the regime that Stallone’s character, ‘Barney’ and his team are trying to topple. This of course comes hot on...
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Flying Daggers remake?

Here is today’s horrible rumor: Apparently, Production Weekly has it that Sam Raimi will be remaking HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS. It is unclear as to whether it is Raimi himself or his production company, Ghost House Pictures, that is behind...
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Fast n Furious poster

FAST AND FURIOUS has itself a new, boring one-sheet, that you can check out by clicking BELOW. It makes no sense that the one-sheet should look like this. For some reason, the advertising campaign continues to tell me nothing about...
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Uwe Boll needs cash!

It isn’t often that I feel the need to be really serious about things when I write for JoBlo.com, but it isn’t often that there is such a serious cause. So here goes: Uwe Boll needs your money. The fate...
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Knives and Ramona!

I honestly believe I could fall in love with Mary Elizabeth Winstead while I was rolling, mid-battle with a Predator, away from a fiery car wreck that had just claimed the lives of both my entire immediate family and all...
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