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Destro cast!

That exclamation mark was pretty sarcastic, and a little bit sad. I still don’t think that the GI JOE movie has moved into clusterfuck territory yet, but if you ask me, this casting is a major step in that direction....
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The Cottage trailer

You know, in a world where mindpuke like MEET THE SPARTANS exists, THE COTTAGE doesn’t look that bad. But on that scale neither does small pox or Britney Spears’ life trajectory, so we have to keep it objective. I saw...
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Fast, Furious, again

As much as sensibility tells me I should rip right into the whole FAST AND THE FURIOUS thing, I just can’t because I’ve gotta man up and admit that I enjoy these things. The first one was respectable, I think,...
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Burn After pic

NO COUNTRY, admittedly, was great, but I just can’t forget about how much I hated INTOLERABLE CRUELTY I don’t even remember if that film was eight hours long, or if it just felt that way, or if that was just...
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Tatum is Duke?

The rumor is that Channing Tatum is about to be revealed as the guy to play Duke in the upcoming GI JOE flick. Good call? Bad call? Well I think Tatum is a cracker-jack actor, but I just don’t think...
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Hancock’s suit

HANCOCK looks great. There’s no doubt about it. Jason Bateman playing Jason Bateman still hasn’t gotten old, and Will Smith could take a dump and make it both engaging and hilarious. Today we have a couple of pictures of Hancock...
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10 of Mandy Lane

The first ten minutes of the long-coming ALL THE BOYS LOVE MANDY LANE are available for your viewing now, over at Yahoo UK. This thing had been delayed by concerns, first over the amount of gore in the film, and...
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Ventimiglia is Armored

Laurence Fishburne, Jean Reno and Milo Ventimiglia have all signed on to Screen Gems’ heist flick ARMORED. Nimrod Antal (VACANCY) is directing the film about a young armored car guard who is persuaded by his veteran cohorts to empty a...
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Depp replaces Ledger?

So, after reporting to you schmoes that Ledger’s death had halted production on THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS, it seems that the plot has thickened a little. Apparently, Johnny Depp might be in to replace Ledger for the remainder of...
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PTA doing horror?

Update: For better or for worse, AICN seem to have quashed this rumor. I’m a huge gambler, and the only reason I’m steering clear of putting money on the Coens’ NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN is that I loved the...
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