Jared Pacheco

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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

Kill of the Day: Sharktopus (2010)

Posted 12 years ago

I figured today I’d end your week with a little tongue and cheek. See what I did there? I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it! If you had a tomato you’d throw it at me right now, wouldn’t...

Kill of the Day: Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)

Posted 12 years ago

With the recent news that PHANTASM V is in fact moving forward I thought we’d celebrate! And what better way to do that than with another Kill of the Day from the PHANTASM franchise?? I know, right?! So for today’s...

Kill of the Day: The Grudge (2004)

Posted 12 years ago

You guys remember that whole J-horror craze, right? You know, when Hollywood went all bat crazy and decided to remake every horror flick that came out of Japan. We all know not much good came from this but one flick...

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Kill of the Day: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

Posted 12 years ago

One of my personal guilty pleasures is TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT. Actually I don’t even feel guilty about that so I guess it’s not. DEMON KNIGHT is awesome! I’m sure most out there would agree with me on...

Kill of the Day: “Game of Thrones” (2013)

Posted 12 years ago

Well ladies and gents “Game of Thrones” is just a couple weeks away from returning and kicking our asses with it’s awesomeness so I figured now would be as best a time as any to revisit Season 3 of the...

Kill of the Day: The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Posted 12 years ago

You know I never really thought THE DARK KNIGHT RISES had a fair shot. I mean, how in the hell do you follow up a movie like THE DARK KNIGHT? While RISES didn’t come close to THE DARK KNIGHT I...

Kill of the Day: Near Dark (1987)

Posted 12 years ago

One of the better genre flicks of the late 1980s has got to be Kathryn Bigelow’s NEAR DARK. Yes, Academy Award winning director Kathryn Bigelow’s vicious vampire flick from scribe Eric Red. That’s the NEAR DARK I’m talking about folks!...

Kill of the Day: RoboCop 2 (1990)

Posted 12 years ago

With the ROBOCOP reboot recently hitting theaters I figured now would be the perfect time to take a look back at the franchise and it’s awesome kills. Well today I’m talking about one kill in general. For the first rime...

Kill of the Day: Cellar Dweller (1988)

Posted 12 years ago

While searching for today’s Kill of the Day I stumbled upon something great folks. I’m talking one of those one-in-a-hundred kills that just oozes awesomeness. Now this scene is only seconds long and features a disgusting creature swatting some dude’s...

Kill of the Day: ChromeSkull: Laid to Rest 2 (2011)

Posted 12 years ago

If you guys are a fan of the classic slasher franchises of our beloved genre then do yourself a favor and check out the two LAID TO REST films. I’ve featured the first film here on Kill of the Day...

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