Jared Pacheco

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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

Kill of the Day: The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant (1971)

Posted 13 years ago

Have you guys ever heard of THE INCREDIBLE 2-HEADED TRANSPLANT? If you haven’t you’re about to thank me. This flick is 1970s cheese if I’ve ever seen it. The title is pretty self-explanatory and for today’s Kill of the Day...

Kill of the Day: Dead Rising 2: Off the Record (2011)

Posted 13 years ago

Personally I’ve never been afraid of clowns. Big red noses and painted faces, what’s not to love? Now I know there’s a good amount of people out there who are absolutely terrified of clowns though so here’s a little nod...

Kill of the Day: Psycho II (1983)

Posted 13 years ago

I recently had the chance to re-visit Alfred Hitchcock’s classic PSYCHO and I was once again blown away. Since then the film has rightfully found it’s place atop my favorites list. Unfortunately I can’t say the same for the rest...

Horror Whores: Leprechaun (1993)

Posted 13 years ago

Before she burst onto the scene with some catchy sitcom the lovely Jennifer Aniston cut her acting chops with the first film in the LEPRECHAUN franchise. Chances are if you’re horror fans then you already know this, right? Well in...

Kill of the Day: Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

Posted 13 years ago

There’s a lot of good horror anthologies out there. Alright, that’s a lie. There’s really not a whole lot of winners in the horror anthology department, but one franchise that has stood up is the “Tales from the Darkside” series....

Kill of the Day: Prophecy (1979)

Posted 13 years ago

Are you guys familiar with the 1979 creature feature PROPHECY? Well you will be after this! For today’s Kill of the Day I dug up this little gem from the classic sci-fi romp where some creepy looking bear-monster thing back-hands...

Horror Whores: Left For Dead (2007)

Posted 13 years ago

Danielle Harris is THE horror goddess. That much should go without saying. It should also be understood that this means there are various examples of Harris as a beloved Horror Whore. Today I’ve decided to go with this scene from...

Kill of the Day: Warlock: The Armageddon (1993)

Posted 13 years ago

There’s nothing quite like a brutal, memorable death scene in our beloved genre, is there? Nope. When you see someone get offed on-screen in a vicious way it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, right? Well sometimes we’re...

Horror Whores: Tamara (2005)

Posted 13 years ago

I’m going to be honest with you guys – there’s really nothing special about the 2005 slasher flick TAMARA. I mean it’s pretty much your run-of-the-mill girl comes back from the dead for revenge slasher flick. That’s not to say...

Kill of the Day: Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999)

Posted 13 years ago

How do you guys feel about the WISHMASTER franchise? Sure it’s nothing worth writing home about but there is definitely some fun to be had here. For instance, today’s Kill of the Day. Some scumbag prisoner wishes to be able...

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