Jared Pacheco
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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

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Kill of the Day: Cannibal Apocalypse(1980)

Posted 14 years ago
For some reason today I really wanted to use a shotgun death scene for today’s Kill of the Day, and boy did I find one! I know you guys have heard of CANNIBAL APOCALYPSE right? No? For shame! So I’ve...
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Horror Whores: Stigmata (1999)

Posted 14 years ago
One of my favorite scenes to see in a horror flick is the epic bathtub scene. What better way to show so much without really showing anything at all. I love it! Now bathtub scenes are littered throughout our beloved...
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Kill of the Day: “Celebrity Deathmatch” (1998)

Posted 14 years ago
Do you guys remember the MTV show “Celebrity Deathmatch?” Of course you do! How awesome was that show?! The celebrity battles we’ve always wondered about brought to life via clay – and they were violent as all Hell! What’s not...
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Horror Whores: Monster Squad (1987)

Posted 14 years ago
Just a couple hours ago I was over at a friend’s house watching the cult classic THE MONSTER SQUAD. Why was I watching THE MONSTER SQUAD? Well because aside from my buddy and I none of my other friends had...
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Kill of the Day: Red State (2011)

Posted 14 years ago
Lately I’ve been on a kind of Kevin Smith kick. I recently tapped CHASING AMY for the first time in years and let’s just say I appreciate that shite a lot more now. Then I watched JAY AND SILENT BOB...
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Kill of the Day: Piranha 3DD (2012)

Posted 14 years ago
So yesterday I sat down and watched PIRANHA 3DD for a second time. Yeah, a second time. PIRANHA 3DD isn’t the greatest horror movie ever made but it’s definitely solid. I mean… as long as you go in expecting nothing...
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Horror Whores: Love Bites (2001)

Posted 14 years ago
She may not be a household name but one of my all-time favorite scream queens is the lovely Asia Argento. Can you blame me? The chick is smoking hot and she can kick ass! What more do you want? Now...
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Kill of the Day: The Cabin in the Woods (2011)

Posted 14 years ago
So I figured since THE CABIN IN THE WOODS hit shelves yesterday we’d keep the awesomeness going with another clip from the horror romp! Yesterday I treated you all to Anna Hutchison’s sexy make-out scene (even if it was with...
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Horror Whores: The Cabin in the Woods (2011)

Posted 14 years ago
Directly after work today I raced to Best Buy to purchase THE CABIN IN THE WOODS. This is after being punk’d two weeks ago by Zune into thinking the flick had been released already only to reach the store and...
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Kill of the Day: Mortal Kombat (1995)

Posted 14 years ago
I’ve been wanting to use a death from MORTAL KOMBAT for Kill of the Day for a while now. I’d say it’s about time for another dose of MORTAL KOMBAT, wouldn’t you? Exactly. That’s why for today’s Kill of the...
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