Jared Pacheco
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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

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Horror Whores: Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)

Posted 14 years ago
What’s better than lesbian vampires? A horror/comedy about LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS! That’s what! With a title like that there really isn’t much need for an explanation, is there? It’s your basic ‘what you see, is what you get.’ Not to...
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Kill of the Day: Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988)

Posted 14 years ago
While searching for a death scene for today’s Kill of the Day I stumbled upon this little gem from the 1988 classic WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? You know… back when kid’s flicks were actually pretty awesome. I dare you to...
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Horror Whores: Scary Movie (2000)

Posted 14 years ago
For today’s Horror Whores I’ve decided to go with an oldie but a goodie, the gorgeous Shannon Elizabeth! Now while Elizabeth is probably best known for her role in AMERICAN PIE, wink wink, another early film of her’s is SCARY...
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Kill of the Day: “Supernatural” (2010)

Posted 14 years ago
One of my favorite genre television shows is The CW’s “Supernatural.” I know, I know. I was shocked too! But the show is actually pretty damn awesome. The chemistry between the actors is solid! That’s why today I’ve decided to...
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Kill of the Day: Halloween (1978)

Posted 14 years ago
It’s been a while since we’ve seen a HALLOWEEN death scene as a Kill of the Day so I thought we’d bring that drought to an end. Today I’ve chosen this classic death scene from John Carpenter’s original masterpiece for...
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Horror Whores: Halloween II (2009)

Posted 14 years ago
I’m sure a lot of you forgot about this little gem from Rob Zombie’s HALLOWEEN 2. Don’t worry if you did, to be honest the scene is actually pretty forgettable. But it does include some whore ready to get it...
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Kill of the Day: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

Posted 14 years ago
If you’re a fan of horror, then chances are you’re a fan of “Tales From The Crypt.” If that’s the case, then I’m sure you’ve tapped the TALES FROM THE CRYPT flick DEMON KNIGHT, right? If you haven’t you need...
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Horror Whores: “Relic Hunter” (2000)

Posted 14 years ago
You guys know who Tia Carrere is, right? If you don’t… I feel sorry for you. Tia Carrere is the absolute hottie that stars in today’s Horror Whores. You see Carrere starred in an adventure series called “Relic Hunter” over...
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Kill of the Day: Watchmen (2009)

Posted 14 years ago
Sure Zack Snyder’s WATCHMEN isn’t exactly a horror flick but there’s no denying it’s dark. Hell it’s actually darker than a lot of the so called ‘horror’ flicks out there today. So it should be understood why I’ve decided to...
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