Jason Adams
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Favorite Movies: The Incredibles, Fight Club, Rushmore, True Romance, The Fountain, anything Kubrick, read more Hitchcock or Scorsese, The Big Lebowski, Seven Samurai, Say Anything, Anchorman, The Searchers, Hard Boiled, In The Mood For Love, La Dolce Vita, really really bad movies

Likes: Movies, drums, Monica Bellucci, Guinness, Pink Floyd, Calvin and Hobbes, getting read more hurt at concerts, sushi, Batman, Miles Davis, 1980's John Cusack, South Park, emulating Jack Tripper from Three's Company, providing more cowbell to Bruce Dickinson

Awfully Good: Spy Kids 4D: All the Time in the World

Posted 11 years ago
Jason In searching for the worst spy movies, I was tempted to cover SPY KIDS 3D: GAME OVER this week solely because of Sylvester Stallone’s amazing performance, but that movie looks like THE GODFATHER compared to… Spy Kids 4D: All...

Awfully Good: The Black Hole

Posted 11 years ago
Jason With TOMORROWLAND an apparent disappointment, we look back at another costly Disney sci-fi failure… The Black Hole (1979) Director: Gary Nelson Stars: Maximilian Schell, Anthony Perkins, Robert Forster   A group of astronauts encounter a massive spaceship impossibly close...

Awfully Good: Zombeavers

Posted 11 years ago
Jason   Zombeavers (2014) Director: Jordan Rubin Stars: Rachel Melvin, Cortney Palm, John Mayer   A canister of bio-hazardous waste falls in to a beaver lodge, resulting in angry, unkillable, oversized rodents. Coincidentally, this happens around the same time a...

Awfully Good: Daredevil

Posted 11 years ago
Jason General consensus seems to be pretty positive for Marvel’s Daredevil series on Netflix. But of course the masochist in me wants to revisit… Daredevil (2003) Director: Mark Steven Johnson Stars: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Colin Farrell   A blind...

Awfully Good: Redline + Need For Speed (Video)

Posted 11 years ago
Jason Can’t stop thinking about how great FURIOUS 7 was? Cleanse your palate with this literal car wreck… Redline (2007) Director: Andy Cheng Stars: Nadia Bjorlin, Eddie Griffin, Angus Macfayden   A female driver becomes an unwitting pawn in the...

Awfully Good: Citizen Kane

Posted 11 years ago
Jason Citizen Kane (1941) Director: Orson Welles Stars: Orson Welles, Joseph Cotton, Dorothy Comingore   A rich white guy dies and everyone is super nosy about his last words. (If TMZ was around, this movie would’ve been over in five...

Awfully Good: Big Stan + Half Past Dead (Video)

Posted 11 years ago
Jason GET HARD is really funny, but it definitely felt familiar. Time to revisit… Big Stan (2007) Director: Rob Schneider Stars:   Rob Schneider is going to prison to be raped. Derp derp derp derpity derp Seeing as he's credited...

Awfully Good: Shanghai Surprise

Posted 11 years ago
Jason Early word is that Sean Penn’s THE GUNMAN is shooting blanks. But surely it can’t be worse than…  Shanghai Surprise (1986) Director: Jim Goddard Stars: Sean Penn, Madonna, Richard Griffiths   In 1930s China, a missionary nurse and a...
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Top 10 Movies

  1. Avengers: Doomsday
  2. Digger
  3. Dune: Part Three
  4. Street Fighter (2026)
  5. Resident Evil (2026)
  6. The End of Oak Street
  7. Onslaught
  8. Heart of the Beast
  9. Spaceballs: The New One
  10. I Play Rocky

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