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Favorite Movies: The Incredibles, Fight Club, Rushmore, True Romance, The Fountain, anything Kubrick, read more Hitchcock or Scorsese, The Big Lebowski, Seven Samurai, Say Anything, Anchorman, The Searchers, Hard Boiled, In The Mood For Love, La Dolce Vita, really really bad movies

Likes: Movies, drums, Monica Bellucci, Guinness, Pink Floyd, Calvin and Hobbes, getting read more hurt at concerts, sushi, Batman, Miles Davis, 1980's John Cusack, South Park, emulating Jack Tripper from Three's Company, providing more cowbell to Bruce Dickinson

Awfully Good: Leprechaun: Origins + Mirror Mirror (Video)

Jason We're less than a week out from St. Patty's Day, so grab a Guinness and do anything but watch… Leprechaun: Origins (2014) Director: Zach Lipovsky Stars: Hornswoggle, Stephanie Bennett, Andrew Dunbar   Four teenagers encounter a deadly creature while...

Awfully Good: Short Circuit 2

Jason I wonder if CHAPPiE is programmed to recognize copyright infringement? Short Circuit 2 (1988) Director: Kenneth Johnson Stars: Fisher Stevens, Michael McKean, Cynthia Gibb

Awfully Good: Deadfall

Jason I’ll take any excuse to remind people this movie exists. So FOCUS…con artist movie…blah blah blah… Deadfall (1993) Director: Christopher Coppola Stars: Nicolas Cage, Other Non-Nicolas Cage People A con man accidentally kills his own father during a fake...

Awfully Good: Black Knight

Jason If my hot tub was a time machine, I would go back and wipe out this time travel comedy from existence… Black Knight (2001) Director: Gil Junger Stars: Martin Lawrence, Tom Wilkinson, Marsha Thomason Martin Lawrence acts like a...

Awfully Good: Basic Instinct 2 + Casino Royale (Video)

Jason Who needs 50 SHADES OF GREY when you can have 50 year old Sharon Stone sexy choking The Walking Dead's Governor with a belt?   Basic Instinct 2 (2006)   Director: Michael Caton-Jones Stars: Sharon Stone, David Morrissey, David...

Awfully Good: Battle Beyond the Stars

Jason In case Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis don’t do it for you, here’s another epic space adventure worth ascending… Battle Beyond The Stars (1980) Director: Jimmy T. Murakami Stars: Richard Thomas, Robert Vaughn, Sybil Danning When his planet is...

Awfully Good: A Sound of Thunder + Big Top Pee-Wee (Video)

Jason While Michael Bay makes time travel awesome in PROJECT ALMANAC, we look at one of the worst movie ever made on the subject… A Sound of Thunder (2005) Director: Peter Hyams Stars: Edward Burns, Ben Kingsley, Catherine McCormack Time...

Awfully Good: Cry-Baby

Jason While Johnny Depp prepares to give us another quirky character in MORTDECAI, remember the good ol’ days of… Cry-Baby (1990) Director: John Waters Stars: Johnny Depp, Amy Locane, Traci Lords The bad boy leader of a ne’er-do-well gang of...

Awfully Good: Hackers + Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (Video)

Jason Michael Mann's techno-thriller BLACKHAT is getting dumped in January, which means it probably doesn't hold a candle to… Hackers (1995) Director: Iain Softley Stars: Jonny Lee Miller, Angelina Jolie, Matthew Lillard Crash Override, Acid Burn, Phantom Phreak, Cereal Killer,...

Awfully Good: Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever

Jason Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002) Director: Kaos Stars: Antonio Banderas, Lucy Liu, Ray Park After a young boy is kidnapped by rogue special agent Sever, a former operative named Ecks is brought in to track her down and recover...
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