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Favorite Movies: The Incredibles, Fight Club, Rushmore, True Romance, The Fountain, anything Kubrick, read more Hitchcock or Scorsese, The Big Lebowski, Seven Samurai, Say Anything, Anchorman, The Searchers, Hard Boiled, In The Mood For Love, La Dolce Vita, really really bad movies

Likes: Movies, drums, Monica Bellucci, Guinness, Pink Floyd, Calvin and Hobbes, getting read more hurt at concerts, sushi, Batman, Miles Davis, 1980's John Cusack, South Park, emulating Jack Tripper from Three's Company, providing more cowbell to Bruce Dickinson

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Awfully Good: Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood

Jason Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood (2003) Director:Steven Ayromlooi Stars: Warwick Davis, Laz Alonso, Sticky Fingaz The Leprechaun proves that once you go black you never go back. And so this is it. We’ve reached the end of the LEPRECHAUN...
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Awfully Good: The Oogieloves

Jason The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure (2012) Director: Matthew Diamond Stars: Cary Elwes, Cloris Leachman, Christopher Lloyd The Teletubbies have sex with Pee Wee’s Playhouse and then go on a bad acid trip. I know it’s not really...
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Awfully Good: Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold

Jason This week’s JACK THE GIANT SLAYER may have big spectacle and state of the art effects, but you know what it’s missing? Huge knockers. Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold (1995) Director: Fred Olen Ray Stars: J.J. North, Ted...
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Awfully Good: FDR: American Badass

Jason The U.S. celebrated President’s Day this past Monday and now we celebrate the most badass of all American leaders. FDR: American Badass (2012) Director: Garrett Brawith Stars: Barry Bostwick, Bruce McGill, Lin Shaye After contracting polio from an untimely...
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Awfully Good: Hudson Hawk

Jason No matter how diluted the DIE HARD franchise gets with each passing sequel, rest easy that it will never make Bruce Willis look as bad as… Hudson Hawk (1991) Director: Michael Lehmann Stars: Bruce Willis, Andie MacDowell, Danny Aiello...
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Awfully Good: Deep Rising

Jason This week we celebrate the 15th anniversary of a forgotten gem. Deep Rising (1998) Director: Stephen Sommers Stars: Treat Williams, Famke Janssen, Wes Studi A group of mercenaries attempt to hijack a state-of-the-art cruise ship, only to find that...
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Awfully Good: Osombie

Jason If you’re looking for a good zombie movie this week, I really recommend WARM BODIES. If you’re less discerning in your undead tastes, there’s always… Osombie (2012) Director: John Lyde Stars: Corey Sevier, Eve Mauro, Jasen Wade A yoga...
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Awfully Good: Flash Gordon

Jason Arguably the best part of the movie TED was all the FLASH GORDON stuff. In case you haven’t seen FLASH, here’s a refresher course. Flash Gordon (1980) Director: Mike Hodges Stars: Sam Jones, Melody Anderson, Max von Sydow The...
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Awfully Good: Junior

Jason Who’s excited for Arnold’s return to theaters this week in THE LAST STAND? At the very least it has to be better than… Junior (1994) Director: Ivan Reitman Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito, Emma Thompson The star of THE...
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Awfully Good: Snakes on a Plane

Jason We honor the late director David R. Ellis with a look at his most Awfully Good movie. Snakes on a Plane (2006) Director: David R. Ellis Stars: Samuel L. Jackson, Julianna Margulies, Nathan Phillips An assortment of poisonous reptiles...
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