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Favorite Movies: The Incredibles, Fight Club, Rushmore, True Romance, The Fountain, anything Kubrick, read more Hitchcock or Scorsese, The Big Lebowski, Seven Samurai, Say Anything, Anchorman, The Searchers, Hard Boiled, In The Mood For Love, La Dolce Vita, really really bad movies

Likes: Movies, drums, Monica Bellucci, Guinness, Pink Floyd, Calvin and Hobbes, getting read more hurt at concerts, sushi, Batman, Miles Davis, 1980's John Cusack, South Park, emulating Jack Tripper from Three's Company, providing more cowbell to Bruce Dickinson

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Awfully Good: Christmas Do-Over

Jason Pack up the tree and dump the eggnog, folks. Christmas is over! …Or is it? Christmas Do-Over (2006) Director: Catherine Cyran Stars: Jay Mohr, Daphne Zuniga, Adrienne Barbeau GROUNDHOG DAY meets A CHRISTMAS CAROL meets human wastewater. If you...
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Awfully Good: Black Christmas (2006)

Jason The original 1976 BLACK CHRISTMAS is considered one of the first slasher films ever made. The 2006 remake of BLACK CHRISTMAS is considered one of the worst slasher films ever made. Black Christmas (2006) Director: Glen Morgan Stars: Katie...
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Awfully Good: Silent Night

Jason Silent Night (2012) Director: Steven C. Miller Stars: Jaime King, Malcom McDowell, Donal Logue Santa Claus is coming to town! To kill you with an axe. We’ve seen our fair share of killer Kris Kringle movies, from SANTA’S SLAY...
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Awfully Good: Jack Frost 2

Jason Spike your eggnog! It’s time for a month of Awfully Good holiday movies! Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000) Director: Michael Cooney Stars: Christopher Allport, Scott MacDonald, Eileen Seeley The killer snowman is back! And...
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Awfully Good: 2012

Jason Well, there’s only a few weeks left before the end of the world, so we might as well… 2012 (2009) Director: Roland Emmerich Stars: John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Amanda Peet Roland Emmerich destroys the world once and for all....
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Awfully Good: ThanksKilling 3

Jason ThanksKilling 3 (2012) Director: Jordan Downey Stars: Daniel Usaj, Jordan Downey, Kevin Stewart THANKSKILLING 2 was the worst movie ever made and as a result every copy has been destroyed… except one. Now Turkie, the killer bird from the...
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Awfully Good: Bio-Dome

Jason Bio-Dome (1996) Director: Jason Bloom Stars: Pauly Shore, Stephen Baldwin, Joey Lauren Adams A horror movie where people are locked in a confined space with Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin. I think BIO-DOME is Pauly Shore’s best movie. I...
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Awfully Good: Maximum Conviction

Jason Maximum Conviction (2012) Director: Keoni Waxman Stars: Steven Seagal, Steve Austin, Michael Pare Only Steven Seagal and Stone Cold Steve Austin can keep people from breaking in to jail. Wait, what? After hearing a mildly conscious Steven Seagal on...
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Awfully Good: Trick or Treat

Jason Spend Halloween with Ozzy Osbourne, Gene Simmons and Skippy from “Family Ties!” Trick or Treat (1986) Director: Charles Martin Smith Stars: Marc Price, Gene Simmons, Ozzy Osbourne A dead rock star haunts his biggest fan’s record player until he...
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Awfully Good: House of the Dead

Jason House of the Dead (2003) Director: Uwe Boll Stars: Jonathan Cherry, Ona Grauer, Jürgen Prochnow, Clint Howard A group of 30 year old teenagers head to an island rave, only to find it overrun with zombies and pixels. HOUSE...
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