Jason Adams
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Favorite Movies: The Incredibles, Fight Club, Rushmore, True Romance, The Fountain, anything Kubrick, read more Hitchcock or Scorsese, The Big Lebowski, Seven Samurai, Say Anything, Anchorman, The Searchers, Hard Boiled, In The Mood For Love, La Dolce Vita, really really bad movies

Likes: Movies, drums, Monica Bellucci, Guinness, Pink Floyd, Calvin and Hobbes, getting read more hurt at concerts, sushi, Batman, Miles Davis, 1980's John Cusack, South Park, emulating Jack Tripper from Three's Company, providing more cowbell to Bruce Dickinson

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Awfully Good: Titanic II

Posted 14 years ago
Jason The 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic is this week. Here’s an equally large disaster. Titanic II (2010) Director: Shane Van Dyke Stars: Shane Van Dyke, Bruce Davison, Brooke Burns Is there a plot? That pesky global...
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Awfully Good: Night of the Lepus

Posted 14 years ago
Jason I hope your Easter basket this year contains rabbits made of chocolate and not pure evil. Night of the Lepus (1972) Director: William F. Claxton Stars: Janet Leigh, DeForest Kelley, Stuart Whitman Is there a plot? Ever wanted to...
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Awfully Good: Lady Terminator

Posted 14 years ago
Jason Fun Fact: This week’s movie also goes by the titles NASTY HUNTER and SNAKE TERMINATOR: THE SNAKE WENCH DIES TWICE! Lady Terminator (1989) Director: H. Tjut Djalil Stars: Barbara Anne Constable, Christopher J. Hart, Adam Stardust Is there a...
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Awfully Good: Leprechaun 4: In Space

Posted 14 years ago
Jason Happy St. Patrick's Week! If you didn't get enough Irish fun with LEPRECHAUN vs. Jennifer Aniston and LEPRECHAUN IN THE HOOD, grab some Guinness and settle in for… Leprechaun 4: In Space (1997) Director: Brian Trenchard-Smith Stars: Warwick Davis,...
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Awfully Good: Princess of Mars

Posted 14 years ago
Jason 1. Congrats to “iamtheminn,” the winner of last week’s caption contest, as chosen by The Arrow himself! You can email me your pick for the next column! 2. You should see JOHN CARTER this weekend. It’s pretty good. Though...
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Awfully Good: Alone in the Dark

Posted 14 years ago
Jason Alone in the Dark (2005) Director: Uwe Boll Stars: Christian Slater, Tara Reid, The Arrow Is there a plot? Something about paranormal investigators, an ancient society and a portal that could unleash hell on Earth. Also, Tara Reid shouldn’t...
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Awfully Good: Scorpion King 3

Posted 14 years ago
Jason The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption (2012) Director:Roel Reine Stars: Billy Zane, Ron Perlman, Victor Webster Is there a plot? The Rock Lite® is caught between Billy Zane and Ron Perlman. And not in the sexy way that...
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Awfully Good: Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl

Posted 14 years ago
Jason How was your Valentine’s Day? Hopefully minimal on the arterial bloodsprays. Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl (2009) Director: Yoshihiro Nishimura, Naoyuki Tomomatsu Stars: Yukie Kawamura, Takumi Saito, Eri Otoguro Is there a plot? TWILIGHT with neck bolts. What’s the...
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Awfully Good: Forces of Nature

Posted 14 years ago
Jason Next week is Valentine’s Day! Time for another terrible Ben Affleck romantic comedy! Forces of Nature (1999) Director: Bronwen Hughes Stars: Ben Affleck, Sandra Bullock, Maura Tierney Is there a plot? God hates Ben Affleck and does not want...
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Awfully Good: Absolution

Posted 15 years ago
Jason The bargain DVD bin at your local Wal-Mart or Best Buy can be a treasure trove of Awfully Good titles, as long as you know what to look for. A sci-fi movie starring Mario Lopez, Jaime Pressly and Richard...
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