Jason Adams
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Favorite Movies: The Incredibles, Fight Club, Rushmore, True Romance, The Fountain, anything Kubrick, read more Hitchcock or Scorsese, The Big Lebowski, Seven Samurai, Say Anything, Anchorman, The Searchers, Hard Boiled, In The Mood For Love, La Dolce Vita, really really bad movies

Likes: Movies, drums, Monica Bellucci, Guinness, Pink Floyd, Calvin and Hobbes, getting read more hurt at concerts, sushi, Batman, Miles Davis, 1980's John Cusack, South Park, emulating Jack Tripper from Three's Company, providing more cowbell to Bruce Dickinson

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Awfully Good: Psycho Kickboxer

Posted 16 years ago
Jason Psycho Kicboxer (1997) Director: David Haycox, Mardy South Stars: Curtis Bush, Kim Reynolds, Rick Clark Is there a plot? After a ruthless crime lord kills his father and rapes and murders his fiancée, a champion fighter channels his rage...
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Awfully Good: Kickboxing Academy

Posted 16 years ago
Jason Unfortunately due to technical difficulties, this week’s column featuring PSYCHO KICKBOXER is on hold until next week. But please enjoy the next best thing, this classic from the Awfully Good vault… Kickboxing Academy (1997) Director: Richard Gabai Stars: Chyler...
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Awfully Good: House

Posted 16 years ago
Jason Continuing in the “Japanese-people-are-severely-f*cked-up” genre from last week’s ROBOGEISHA, we now take a look at the freaky three-headed godmother of all weird Asian movies—HOUSE. House (Hausu) (1977) Director: Nobuhiko Ôbayashi Stars: Miki Jinbo, Kimiko Ikegami, Kumiko Ôba Is there...
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Awfully Good: RoboGeisha

Posted 16 years ago
Jason RoboGeisha (2009) Director: Noboru Iguchi Stars: Aya Kiguchi, Hitomi Hasebe, Naoto Takenaka Is there a plot? A rogue cyborg geisha must defeat the corrupt corporation that created her and her built-in ass-sword. What’s the damage? ROBOGEISHA is completely and...
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Awfully Good: Bikini Bloodbath Christmas

Posted 16 years ago
Jason Bikini Bloodbath Christmas (2009) Director: Jonathan Gorman, Thomas Edward Seymour Stars: Rachel Robbins, Dick Boland, Lloyd Kaufman Is there a plot? The scantily clad workers at competing bong and sandwich shops find themselves once again being killed off by...
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Awfully Good: Reindeer Games

Posted 16 years ago
Jason Grab some spiked eggnog and get in the spirit of the season with the rest of our Awfully Good holiday movies: Fred Claus: Vince Vaughn is a dick to Christmas. Santa Paws: St. Nick’s dog scars children. Puppetmaster vs....
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Awfully Good: Fred Claus

Posted 16 years ago
Jason Grab some spiked eggnog and get in the spirit of the season with the rest of our Awfully Good holiday movies: Santa Paws: St. Nick’s dog scars children. Puppetmaster vs. Demonic Toys: Corey Feldman vs. Farting Christmas Baby. Ernest...
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Awfully Good: Santa Paws

Posted 16 years ago
Jason It’s officially December and that can mean only one thing…a month chock full of terrible Christmas movies! Check out our previous holiday entries below: Puppetmaster vs. Demonic Toys: Corey Feldman vs. Farting Christmas Baby. Ernest Saves Christmas: Jim Varney...
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Awfully Good: ThanksKilling

Posted 16 years ago
Jason Happy Thanksgiving! Here’s something you can truly be thankful for this year. ThanksKilling (2009) Director: Jordan Downey Stars:Lindsey Anderson, General Bastard, Natasha Cordova Is there a plot? A killer turkey murders white people who disrespect Native Americans.   What’s...
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Awfully Good: Escape from L.A.

Posted 16 years ago
Jason For a while I had decided my potential firstborn son would be named Kurt Russell Adams. After much feedback deeming that too silly and/or cruel, I’ve decided to go with Jack Burton Adams. Thanks for all your support Escape...
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