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Favorite Movies: The Incredibles, Fight Club, Rushmore, True Romance, The Fountain, anything Kubrick, read more Hitchcock or Scorsese, The Big Lebowski, Seven Samurai, Say Anything, Anchorman, The Searchers, Hard Boiled, In The Mood For Love, La Dolce Vita, really really bad movies

Likes: Movies, drums, Monica Bellucci, Guinness, Pink Floyd, Calvin and Hobbes, getting read more hurt at concerts, sushi, Batman, Miles Davis, 1980's John Cusack, South Park, emulating Jack Tripper from Three's Company, providing more cowbell to Bruce Dickinson

Awfully Good: Dial Code Santa Claus (3615 Code Pere Noel)

Here's something to add to your Christmas wish list…   Dial Code Santa Claus (1989)   Director: René Manzor Stars: Alain Lalanne, Louis Ducreux, Brigitte Fossey When a psychopathic Santa Claus invades his house and kills his dog on Christmas...

Awfully Good: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

Jason Daniel Craig's Benoit Blanc in KNIVES OUT is a welcome entry in the pantheon of great cinematice detectives. You know who's not a great cinematic detective?   The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)   Director: Renny Harlin Stars: Andrew...

Awfully Good: The Shining (1997 TV Miniseries)

Jason If you need a refresher before making an appointment with DOCTOR SLEEP, you can steer clear of…   The Shining (1997 TV Miniseries)   Director: Mick Garris Stars: Steven Weber, Rebecca De Mornay, Courtland Mead Stephen King learns a valuable...

Awfully Good: Rawhead Rex

Jason Looking for a bad horror movie for Halloween? May I suggest…   Rawhead Rex (1986)   Director: George Pavlou Stars: David Dukes, Kelly Piper, Hugh O'Conor A pagan demon once thought dead re-emerges to terrorize a peaceful Irish village,...

Awfully Good: Bubble Boy

Jason SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME hits home video next week and I'm not sure why, but seeing Jake Gyllenhaal wear a glass bubble on his head made me want to watch another movie…   Bubble Boy (2001)   Director: Blair...

Awfully Good: Oscar with Sylvester Stallone

Jason In honor of Sylvester Stallone saddling up for his last RAMBO movie, we revisit one of his most underrated works…   Oscar (1991)   Director: John Landis Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Marisa Tomei, Chazz Palminteri After making a promise to...

Awfully Good: Killer Klowns From Outer Space

Jason Get ready for IT: CHAPTER TWO with some of Pennywise's distant relatives…   Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)   Director: Stephen Chiodo Stars: John Allen Nelson, Suzanne Snyder, John Vernon Evil space aliens disguised as circus clowns come...

Awfully Good: The VelociPastor

Jason   The VelociPastor (2019)   Director: Brendan Steere Stars: Greg Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Aurelio Voltaire A man of the cloth discovers he has the ability to turn in to a bloodthirsty dinosaur and, with the help of a hooker...

Awfully Good: Blind Fury

Jason We lost one of the greats last week in Rutger Hauer. And while HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN may be a more obvious movie for this column, I'd rather celebrate the glory that is…   Blind Fury (1989)   Director:...

Awfully Good: Supaidaman (Japanese Spider-Man)

Jason Sadly, Spider-Man's adventures in FAR FROM HOME don't include Japan. Otherwise, Peter Parker could've hung out with…   Supaidaman (Japanese Spider-Man) (1978)   Director: Takaharu Saeki Stars: Shinji Tôdô, Mitsuo Andô, Yukie Kagawa What if Spider-Man joined the Power...
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