Jim Law - JoBlo

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Favorite Movies: Braveheart, Se7en, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, read more The Exorcist, Animal House, E.T., Aliens

Likes: Walking away from explosions in slow motion, Saturday afternoon matinees, the read more chicken pizziola, Alexander Keith's Pale Ale, Moreno's sounders, my son's Spider-Man obsession, when Ammon gets shitfaced, the fact that my mom doesn't know how to listen to podcasts, The Brew & View, anonymous movie delivery guy, The Asylum, Deep Voice Guy, pizza weekends, Pixar, The Fleck, when Keen rocks a beard, JoBlo & Arrow sleepovers, recording time, and ketchup.

Top 10 Topless Scenes You Might Have Missed

Posted 16 years ago

You ever sit in your basement and talk to a porn star on the phone while looking for rare nude scenes from movies on the internet? This was my Friday afternoon. I’m going to invent new levels of creepy before...

BOOZE TALKIN: Why Are There 4 Resident Evil Movies?

Posted 16 years ago

Why Are There 4 Resident Evil Movies? I realize that, including RESIDENT EVIL: DEGENERATION, there are actually going to be five RE movies once RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE hits theaters this Fall. Let’s stick to the live action films for now,...

Top 10 Favorite Stairway Scenes

Posted 16 years ago

I had a hard time thinking up a list this week. So when I came home from basketball (and 79 pitchers of beer, if I remember correctly) the other night and promptly fell down my stairs while racing to release...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Bring Back Masters of Horror!

Posted 16 years ago

Bring Back Masters of Horror! A while back I wrote one of these columns begging for a truly great horror television show. It seems I might get what I asked for in Frank Darabont’s ‘The Walking Dead’ when it airs...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Will There Ever Be Another VS. Movie?

Posted 16 years ago

Will There Ever Be Another VS. Movie? Perhaps I should have titled this column “SHOULD There Ever Be Another VS. Movie?”. There’s a lot of behind-the-scenes bullshit that needs to fall in line for any of these films to exist,...

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Top 10 Favorite Athletic Hotties

Posted 16 years ago

There’s not enough sports movies made with girls. I mean really really hot girls. I’m not asking for somebody to make a worthwhile drama about Jello wrestling but…. wait, that’s exactly what I’m asking. Imagine it – Biel vs. Alba...

BOOZE TALKIN: Freddy Krueger’s second chance

Posted 16 years ago

Freddy Krueger’s second chance I touched on this little rant in the latest JoBlo Movie Podcast but felt it needed a bigger and better forum to get my point across. That, and I was lethally drunk while talking about it....

Top 10 Characters I Never Want To Be Locked In a Room With

Posted 16 years ago

I’m not a “people person”. It’s due to years of boiling cynicism running through my veins and a general distaste for anyone useless. I figure it all works out though since, if I spent my days socializing and trying to...

Edgar Wright Teams Up With Pixar For Astonishing Ant-Man

Posted 16 years ago

In a partnership that does nothing if not melt my brain, director, Edgar Wright will write and direct the big screen adaptation of THE ASTONISHING ANT-MAN for Pixar Animation Studios. It will be the first collaboration between Marvel Entertainment and...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN: Dear Mr. Romero…

Posted 16 years ago

Dear Mr. Romero… In recent years I’ve sat and watched as many of the names that shaped my theatrical childhood were brought back to life. Mostly all of them had changed for the worse. Michael Myers was the hulking son...

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