Jim Law - JoBlo

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Favorite Movies: Braveheart, Se7en, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, read more The Exorcist, Animal House, E.T., Aliens

Likes: Walking away from explosions in slow motion, Saturday afternoon matinees, the read more chicken pizziola, Alexander Keith's Pale Ale, Moreno's sounders, my son's Spider-Man obsession, when Ammon gets shitfaced, the fact that my mom doesn't know how to listen to podcasts, The Brew & View, anonymous movie delivery guy, The Asylum, Deep Voice Guy, pizza weekends, Pixar, The Fleck, when Keen rocks a beard, JoBlo & Arrow sleepovers, recording time, and ketchup.

Top 15 Favorite Movie Moments of the Decade

Posted 16 years ago

This might go down as the hardest list I’ve ever had to assemble. Every time I thought it was complete, I’d remember another moment that couldn’t be left off. Even now, as I finally start to write, my brain is...

Booze Talkin #24

Posted 16 years ago

Best of the Best I sat down earlier this week to narrow down my list for favorite horror film of the decade and quickly found that it was surprisingly easier than I thought it was going to be. That’s not...

Booze Talkin #23

Posted 16 years ago

Hail to the Queen I’ve been waiting patiently for years. Waiting for that special woman to come limping up my sidewalk, bloody from battle, barely clothed, and brutally beautiful. Waiting for her to steadily raise her shattered fingernails and wipe...

Booze Talkin #22

Posted 16 years ago

A Perfect Ending BEWARE: LOTS OF SPOILERS AND A PENIS BELOW! Horror movies are judged and/or remembered for their endings more than any other genre of films. It almost always revolves around the death or survival of any number of...

Top 12 Coolest Vampires

Posted 16 years ago

If I was undead, who would I want to hang around with? That’s the way I had to approach this bitch. The last thing I want for my afterlife is to be hanging out with Edward Cullen at an all-ages...

Booze Talkin #21

Posted 17 years ago

Paranormal Activity vs. Ghostwatch While everybody and their (my) mother were busy comparing the newest horror sensation, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, to THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT this past month, I couldn’t help but wonder why nobody sees the direct link this...

Booze Talkin #20

Posted 17 years ago

The Descent: Part 2 Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Exist BEWARE SPOILERS FOR BOTH DESCENT FILMS BELOW! It’s pretty rare these days to watch a horror film and instantly consider it a masterpiece. In fact, over the past 10-plus years,...

Booze Talkin #19

Posted 17 years ago

The Shape vs. Busta: Horror’s Darkest Hour It’s almost that time of year again. Every October I clear one specific day of all responsibilities and treat myself to a HALLOWEEN marathon. I gather as much booze and food I...

Booze Talkin #18

Posted 17 years ago

3-D Horror Whether we like it or not, the three-dimensional gimmick is back, and it’s taking our genre over. It’s a fad all too familiar to us. Some of the greatest horror legends of all time have succumb to...

Top 10 Reasops I Never Pick up Hitchhikers

Posted 17 years ago

You might remember how movies taught me to never do heroin a while back. In the same way they’ve directed me towards a drug-free life, they’ve also shown me some rules of the road. If you’re ever stranded on the...

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