Jim Law - JoBlo

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Favorite Movies: Braveheart, Se7en, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, read more The Exorcist, Animal House, E.T., Aliens

Likes: Walking away from explosions in slow motion, Saturday afternoon matinees, the read more chicken pizziola, Alexander Keith's Pale Ale, Moreno's sounders, my son's Spider-Man obsession, when Ammon gets shitfaced, the fact that my mom doesn't know how to listen to podcasts, The Brew & View, anonymous movie delivery guy, The Asylum, Deep Voice Guy, pizza weekends, Pixar, The Fleck, when Keen rocks a beard, JoBlo & Arrow sleepovers, recording time, and ketchup.

Booze Talkin #7

Posted 17 years ago

Make a Good Shark Movie! Remember JAWS? That was awesome. There are very few movies that dominate their sub-genre like Spielberg’s classic does. There’s no argument as to what the best shark movie ever made is. If there was a...

Booze Talkin #6

Posted 17 years ago

Enough Talk! Give Us Evil Dead 4! The past few years have allowed me to revisit many of the people that helped shape my unhealthy obsession toward film in the 80s. Indiana Jones was back in the hat, John McClane...

Jessica Biel’s 10 Hottest Moments

Posted 17 years ago

I seemed to be having some sort of Jessica Biel overload the last couple weeks. Everywhere I turned, there she was. I took this as a sign and set myself on a mission to uncover everything that she’s ever done...

Top 14 Awesome Uses of Films Within Films

Posted 17 years ago

Let me explain. I’m going for actual movies that appear in, and contribute to the story of, another movie. I’m not including fake titles such as ’Logjammin’ in THE BIG LEBOWSKI or ’Angels with Filthy Souls’ in HOME ALONE. The...

Booze Talkin #5

Posted 17 years ago

Remake IT! I’m as much about preserving my cherished memories as the next asshole. I’ve used the term “raped me of my childhood” more than I like to admit. As I get greyer though, I’ve begun to lessen the pain...

Booze Talkin’ #4

Posted 17 years ago

Wake Up Godzilla! Why is it I can go to the video store and rent a new Steven Seagal movie every other month while the powers that be decided it would be a good idea to shelf Godzilla, a giant...

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Top 12 Suicides That F*cked Me Up

Posted 17 years ago

I wanted to call this “My 12 Favourite Movie Suicides” until I started thinking about the scenes and my uncontrollable cringing set it. It’s never a satisfactory result when some random character offs themselves. The evil dude does it and...

Booze Talkin’ #3

Posted 17 years ago

Where the Hell is Trick ’r Treat? Seriously, who’s cock do I have to punch to finally get to see this fucking movie? I’ll do it, a blind cock-punching rampage that’ll start in the lobby of Warner Brothers head office...

Top 10 Worst Movie Weapons

Posted 17 years ago

I found that picture above just as my buzz was kicking in and have been laughing for seven hours straight. This was after spending half the night trying to come up with a Best Weapons Ten Spot. Realizing everyone who...

Booze Talkin’ #2

Posted 17 years ago

Give the Zombies a Rest! There was a time I couldn’t get enough zombie movies. Seriously, if there was anything in that video store with a walking corpse on the cover, I had to have it. If it wasn’t in...

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