Favorite Movies: Braveheart, Se7en, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, read more The Exorcist, Animal House, E.T., Aliens

Likes: Walking away from explosions in slow motion, Saturday afternoon matinees, the read more chicken pizziola, Alexander Keith's Pale Ale, Moreno's sounders, my son's Spider-Man obsession, when Ammon gets shitfaced, the fact that my mom doesn't know how to listen to podcasts, The Brew & View, anonymous movie delivery guy, The Asylum, Deep Voice Guy, pizza weekends, Pixar, The Fleck, when Keen rocks a beard, JoBlo & Arrow sleepovers, recording time, and ketchup.

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Top 10 Kids that Didn’t Get Shit for Christmas

Looking at that creepy little bastard from THE UNBORN above, it makes me wonder if my own kids will ever try to kill me. My oldest is currently bringing the “terrible twos” to an echelon usually reserved for wild animals...
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Booze Talkin’ #1

Welcome to Arrow in the Head’s own little place to rant and rave about the state of the horror genre and other related useless shit. Don’t let the witty title fool you either, I plan on getting absolutely shitfaced every...
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Top 10 Surgical Procedures

I’ve had two surgeries my entire life. One for a broken knee, the other for my wisdom teeth. Neither left me with any super human strength or special abilities. I tried suing the doctors but my mom wouldn’t stop punching...
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Top 10 Badass Scars

I have a scar on my left shoulder blade from a backboard I ripped off it’s pole whilst hammering down a monster dunk over a friend in the summer of ’88. That’s pretty badass right? I tell the story to...
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Top 10 Movies that Would Make Good TV Shows

I was watching that new ‘Crash’ TV spin-off the other day and came really close to killing myself. Of all the movies out there primed for a small screen life, this is the one they thought would work? I took...
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Top 10 De Niro vs. Pacino

I knew I had to celebrate the teaming of my two favourite actors this weekend one way or another. It might not ever happen again and I could care less if RIGHTEOUS KILL ends up being dog shit (I haven’t...

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Comic Con Hotties vs. Geeks (2008)

Why is it if a girl dresses up like Supergirl and steps on to the floor at Comic Con she’s considered hot, but if the dude right next to her is wearing a Superman costume we call him a f*cking...
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CON: Spaced

Forgive me if I missed anything from this panel, it was my first chance to seriously geek out. Some people have Batman, some people have Spider-Man, I have Simon Pegg. He was joined on stage by series director Edgar Wright...
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CON: Clone Wars

Those sneaky STAR WARS guys always seem to find a way for a panel at Comic Con. Thing is, they could put out a line of socks at this point and Hall H would still be full. This year’s treat...
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