Favorite Movies: Braveheart, Se7en, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, read more The Exorcist, Animal House, E.T., Aliens

Likes: Walking away from explosions in slow motion, Saturday afternoon matinees, the read more chicken pizziola, Alexander Keith's Pale Ale, Moreno's sounders, my son's Spider-Man obsession, when Ammon gets shitfaced, the fact that my mom doesn't know how to listen to podcasts, The Brew & View, anonymous movie delivery guy, The Asylum, Deep Voice Guy, pizza weekends, Pixar, The Fleck, when Keen rocks a beard, JoBlo & Arrow sleepovers, recording time, and ketchup.

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CON: Rogue/Focus panel

ROGUE/FOCUS STUDIOS PANEL BALLS OF FURY I had some doubts sitting down for this panel if only because these same guys were here last year promoting the same shit. When a year goes by without at least a screening of...
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CON: 300/Blade Runner

WB HOME VIDEO PANEL 300 Presented by Zack Snyder, Frank Miller, and an ass-kissing of the fans via video of Gerard Butler, 300 is ready to explode on your home theatre with enough special features to make your loin cloth...
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CON: 300/Blade Runner

WB HOME VIDEO PANEL 300 Presented by Zack Snyder, Frank Miller, and an ass-kissing of the fans via video of Gerard Butler, 300 is ready to explode on your home theatre with enough special features to make your loin cloth...
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CON: Fanboys

Excuse me while I name drop. In the two days I’ve been at The Con I’ve chased George Romero down on the street, watched The Arrow arm wrestle Ken Foree twice, shook hands with James Wan, had drinks next to...
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CON: Beowulf

ARROW NOTE: Zemeckis aint got shit on the Christopher Lambert, back-flip whoring Beowulf movie. ; ) Before I could even stop my head from spinning on the Con floor I found myself sitting in a theater next to three other...
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CON: Beowulf

Before I could even stop my head from spinning on the Con floor I found myself sitting in a theater next to three other worn out JoBlo.com staffers and a free pair of snazzy 3-D glasses. We, along with a...
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Top 10 Movies that Almost Made me Cry

I once walked in on my wife after she just finished watching THE HORSE WHISPERER. It looked like someone had emptied a can of pepper spray in her face and built a new coffee table made of Kleenex. I don’t...
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Top 10 Movie Truck Drivers

Living in a little city that harbours one half of the busiest international border crossing in North America allows me to deal with tractor-trailers on a daily basis. I hate them. I hate being behind them, I hate trying to...
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Halle’s 10 Hottest Roles

There was a time not too long ago when the hottest hottie in the land hailed from Ohio, won an Oscar for banging a guy named Billy Bob, and dabbled in the occasional hit & run. Her name is Halle...
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Top 10 Singing Hotties That Should Stop Acting

Being hot doesn’t automatically mean you can act. Just because you sold some CDs doesn’t mean you should headline your own teen dramedy. Fansites don’t equal scripts goddammit! Entire films are based around these girls’ popularity and let’s face it,...
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