Favorite Movies: Braveheart, Se7en, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, read more The Exorcist, Animal House, E.T., Aliens

Likes: Walking away from explosions in slow motion, Saturday afternoon matinees, the read more chicken pizziola, Alexander Keith's Pale Ale, Moreno's sounders, my son's Spider-Man obsession, when Ammon gets shitfaced, the fact that my mom doesn't know how to listen to podcasts, The Brew & View, anonymous movie delivery guy, The Asylum, Deep Voice Guy, pizza weekends, Pixar, The Fleck, when Keen rocks a beard, JoBlo & Arrow sleepovers, recording time, and ketchup.

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Top 10 Movie Characters I’d like to Fight

Let’s be honest, Gogo (above) would kick my ass. As would a lot of the other heavies I’ve had a problem with over the years (Fred O’Bannon in DAZED AND CONFUSED, Ivan Drago in ROCKY IV, Ghidorah – The Three...
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Top 10 Spidey Villains We Haven’t Seen Yet

Now that Venom, Sandman, The Green Goblin, and Dr. Octopus are out of the way (and the Spidey 4 villain rumors have started spreading), who else can we expect to see kick Peter Parker’s ass up and down the streets...
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Top 10 Porn Star Cameos

As the adult film industry continues to take over the world, Hollywood can’t help but take notice and cash in on it’s popularity any chance they get. I don’t blame them though. When you need a curvy hottie to fill...
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Top 10 Will Ferrell Roles

It’s hard to argue when people say Will Ferrell was the greatest performer ‘Saturday Night Live’ ever had. For years he single handily held the show above water as his surrounding cast members made themselves giggle during skits and prematurely...
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Top 12 Great Wet T-Shirt Moments

Often gratuitous, never subtle, and almost always worthy of the pause button – the wet t-shirt scene can jump start careers, save horrible movies, ruin great movies, make you miss important dialogue, destroy marriages, scar children, start puberty, and kill...
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Top 10 Oscar Questions

I couldn’t care less about what everyone is going to be wearing. I don’t need to know how long the broadcast is going to be. Who’s sitting next to who? Will Jack show up? Is Ellen going to dance? None...
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What If?

Movies are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get if you drastically change major plot points for your own entertainment and the content of a ridiculous web article. You know the drill, good movies...
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Top 10 Joe Pesci Roles

Joe Pesci turns 64 later this week (Feb. 9th) and with his recent return to the big screen in THE GOOD SHEPHERD (which I haven’t seen so forgive me if his performance should be here) I figured there was no...
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Top 10 Eddie Murphy Mistakes

Why did it take Eddie Murphy 25 years to win a Golden Globe? The guy dominated an entire decade in Hollywood. Movies like 48 HRS., TRADING PLACES, BEVERLY HILLS COP, and COMING TO AMERICA put him so far ahead of...
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Top 10 Coolest eBay Auctions

You got any of that Christmas money left over? You wanna spend it on something other than booze and porn? You’ve come to the right place, as long as you stay away from my gigantic booze and porn collections. I’ve...
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