Favorite Movies: Braveheart, Se7en, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, read more The Exorcist, Animal House, E.T., Aliens

Likes: Walking away from explosions in slow motion, Saturday afternoon matinees, the read more chicken pizziola, Alexander Keith's Pale Ale, Moreno's sounders, my son's Spider-Man obsession, when Ammon gets shitfaced, the fact that my mom doesn't know how to listen to podcasts, The Brew & View, anonymous movie delivery guy, The Asylum, Deep Voice Guy, pizza weekends, Pixar, The Fleck, when Keen rocks a beard, JoBlo & Arrow sleepovers, recording time, and ketchup.

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Top 12 Motown Movies

I may be a silly Canadian but my love for the city of Detroit goes deep. For a place that constantly gets a bad rap, I’ve had a lifetime of great memories. Being there on opening night for THE EVIL...
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Top 10 Movie Magazines

Until that photo above becomes a reality we have to get our printed entertainment news elsewhere. Movie magazines are still an essential part of the industry, whether you’re sitting on the pooper, ignoring people on the subway, or passing time...
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Top 10 Salma Moments

This site only has a few rules. 1) At some point, man or woman, you have to admit Johnny Depp is hot. 2) Check your pants at the door. 3) Don’t ask why JoBlo liked BATTLEFIELD EARTH. 4) Stop making...
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Top 10 Principals

A very important piece of THE BREAKFAST CLUB is gone forever. In case you missed it last week, Paul Gleason, the man that brought Principal Vernon to life, has died at the age of 67 from a rare form of...
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Top 12 Canadian Hotties

There are fireworks going off outside my window as I write this. Little kids are running wild up and down my street wearing soiled diapers and Team Canada jerseys. I couldn’t be more drunk if I filled my hot-tub with...
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Top 10 Unintentionally Gay Moments

All these Brokeback Mountain parodies you see all over the web are hilarious. It seems even the most testosterone filled, ass-kicking, “guy movies” can be turned into a homosexual love-fest with a little editing and a touch of soft music....
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Top 10 Forgotten Hotties

I guess they’re not so much forgotten as they are replaced. For one reason or another every woman on this list has seen their spotlight abruptly shut down. Blondes have turned grey. Tan lines have become stretch marks. Dimples have...
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Top 10 Bunny Moments on Film

This is another one of those lists that starts out as a drunken conversation between myself and my trusty Godzilla action figure. I continuously bring up hilarious scenes involving bunnies while laughing so hard I can barley tell the difference...
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Top 10 Guilty Pleasures

I’m done hiding. Consider this article the literary equivalent to scaling the highest rooftop and screaming my forbidden love for a group of movies that I’ve kept locked up in a deep dark corner of my personal screening room for...
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Top 10 Most Annoying Kids

Hollywood has done some wonderful things with kids in the past (STAND BY ME, THE GOONIES) but more often than not they act as a subliminal abortion clinic. The way I see it there should be three rules when including...
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