Jim Law - JoBlo

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Favorite Movies: Braveheart, Se7en, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, read more The Exorcist, Animal House, E.T., Aliens

Likes: Walking away from explosions in slow motion, Saturday afternoon matinees, the read more chicken pizziola, Alexander Keith's Pale Ale, Moreno's sounders, my son's Spider-Man obsession, when Ammon gets shitfaced, the fact that my mom doesn't know how to listen to podcasts, The Brew & View, anonymous movie delivery guy, The Asylum, Deep Voice Guy, pizza weekends, Pixar, The Fleck, when Keen rocks a beard, JoBlo & Arrow sleepovers, recording time, and ketchup.

Top 10 Moments in Bed

Posted 20 years ago

I saw one of the best t-shirts ever the other day. It read “Can’t sleep, clowns will eat me”. This list isn’t what you think. I’m not here to count down the greatest acts of sex ever performed between the...

Top 10 Crazy Evil Bitches

Posted 20 years ago

Women scare me in general. Those with their curvy things, sweet smells, and lack of body hair. I do my best to try and stay out of their way until I’m needed. Reaching a bowl on top of the fridge,...

Top 10 Jennifers

Posted 20 years ago

If you’re trying to make it in Hollywood with a name like Jennifer, you might want to mix it up a bit. Jenna might work, so could Jenny, J.J., Jenster, Guinevere, Hot-Assed-Jen, or even J- (insert first syllable of last...

Top 10 Reasons to Love Christmas Vacation

Posted 20 years ago

There seems to be a different kind of Christmas movie made for everybody. Your traditionalists have their WONDERFUL LIFE and MIRACLE ON 34th. Silly kids can watch enough FROSTY and RUDOLPH to last a lifetime. Feel like some excitement? Watch...

Top 10 SNL Alumni

Posted 20 years ago

My God, watching an episode of Saturday Night Live nowadays is about as entertaining as throwing your favourite pet in the microwave and seeing them melt. What the hell happened? Is this some weird collage basketball travesty where all the...

Top 10 Moments Behind the Wheel

Posted 20 years ago

This is another one of those lists that could literally never end. Think about how many scenes are filmed in automobiles. I did the best I could and picked some of the most memorable moments I could think of but...

Top 10 Fanboy Treats

Posted 21 years ago

It’s a term most commonly used to make fun of the obsessive followers of certain genres. Whether it be comic books, video games, TV shows, anime, or movies, it’s an easy way to label someone that knows more than the...

Top 10 Best Movie Friends

Posted 21 years ago

Best friends are always better in the movies. They’ll take a bullet for their buddy, fight the bad guys off in a bar, sleep with the hot chick’s friend when nobody else will, and even die if it means moving...

Top 10 Greatest Teammates

Posted 21 years ago

Almost every sports movie follows the same premise. You got your main character and a slew of wacky and/or interesting individuals to round out a team. More often than not, one of those teammates goes on to steal the show....

Top 10 Scholastic Moments

Posted 21 years ago

Welcome back to school. As much as I hated going to class, there are things I’ll never forget from my academic career. Raiding Mom’s liquor cabinet before the big dance. Making the rookies on the basketball team dress like slutty...

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