Favorite Movies: Braveheart, Se7en, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, read more The Exorcist, Animal House, E.T., Aliens

Likes: Walking away from explosions in slow motion, Saturday afternoon matinees, the read more chicken pizziola, Alexander Keith's Pale Ale, Moreno's sounders, my son's Spider-Man obsession, when Ammon gets shitfaced, the fact that my mom doesn't know how to listen to podcasts, The Brew & View, anonymous movie delivery guy, The Asylum, Deep Voice Guy, pizza weekends, Pixar, The Fleck, when Keen rocks a beard, JoBlo & Arrow sleepovers, recording time, and ketchup.

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The Ten Spot: The 10 Worst Drinks in Movie History

I gagged no less than a dozen times while making this list. Some of the clips I had to watch to get pictures are fused into my brain now and I’ll never get to live without them. So, if you...
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The Ten Spot: 10 Awesome Fanboys in Film

I still don’t know if I’m really a fanboy or not. I like movies. I like comics books. I like comic book movies. I suppose I’m not as angry as I should be. Some of these rants I read on...
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Marvel’s 10 Greatest Movie Characters

Let’s be honest, by the end of Summer 2012 this list could be even more useless than normal. Renner’s Hawkeye could end up stealing the show in THE AVENGERS, Garfield looks like he might nail SPIDER-MAN, and Ruffalo’s HULK might...
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TEN SPOT: 10 Awesome Movie Classes

Before anybody gets confused here, I’m not talking about academic courses such as ‘Bangs & Booms: An Introduction to the Films of Michael Bay’. I’m talking about the actual students that made up the class. Like my grade 6 music...
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The Ten Spot: My 10 Favorite Red Characters

A couple years ago I did a Ten Spot called My Favorite Blue Movie Characters. In the opening paragraph I joked how I could never do a Red Chracters List because it would just be 5 pictures of Hellboy and...
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The Ten Spot: The 10 Best Hiding Spots in Movies

To try and figure out how to approach this column I just imagined the entire film database playing a game of hide and go seek. Who would win? There’s a million different scenes/scenarios I could have used but this was...
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The Ten Spot: My Favorite Movie Moments of 2011

It surely wasn’t an amazing year for movies but there were still some moments that entertained the shit out of me. From scrumptious asses to furry aliens, here’s the highlights for me of the past year in film. Everybody have...
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THE TEN SPOT: 12 Great Fictional Actors

Yesterday, this list had 87 characters on it. Today, I got drunk and lost that list. What we have left are 12 (+1) of the greatest dudes playin’ the dudes who are playin’ the other dudes. It’s all very confusing....
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THE TEN SPOT: Spielberg’s 10 Biggest Mistakes

Steven Spielberg loves JoBlo.com. He told us so. And believe me when I tell you we love him too. Personally, the dude has directed 3 movies in my top 10 of all time (RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, E.T. &...
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The Ten Spot: The 10 Biggest C*ckteases

So I’m sitting around after basketball with all my tall buddies slamming back a shitload of fine Canadian lager and smelling like the bottom of a pile of assholes. We’re awesome, just ask us. Suddenly, somebody says “I wish whatshername...
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