Favorite Movies: Braveheart, Se7en, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, read more The Exorcist, Animal House, E.T., Aliens

Likes: Walking away from explosions in slow motion, Saturday afternoon matinees, the read more chicken pizziola, Alexander Keith's Pale Ale, Moreno's sounders, my son's Spider-Man obsession, when Ammon gets shitfaced, the fact that my mom doesn't know how to listen to podcasts, The Brew & View, anonymous movie delivery guy, The Asylum, Deep Voice Guy, pizza weekends, Pixar, The Fleck, when Keen rocks a beard, JoBlo & Arrow sleepovers, recording time, and ketchup.

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Top 10 Awesome Movie Birthday Gifts

I’m currently in gift hunting mode for my son’s third birthday. The shit that exists today blows away the kind of things I got when I was kid. I’ve narrowed it down to a full size Spider-Man pinball machine and...
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Top 10 Reasons You Should Never F*ck an Alien

You’d think a list such as this, filled to the brim with obvious advice and straight-up knowledge, wouldn’t need to exist. However, time and time again we see the horny men and women of film drop their pants at the...
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Top 10 Characters Killed by a TV

So I asked my wife the other day, “Can you think of any movies where somebody gets killed by a television?” She just looked at me like I was speaking Frussian (a fine mixture of French and Russian, the two...
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Top 10 Baseball Bat Moments

I have no idea who that chick is in the above pic so let’s just move on. The boys of summer are back and even though I’ve been a little heavy on the sports themed Ten Spots lately I thought...
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Top 10 Awesome Bridge Moments

I have the recurring dream about driving on a highway that leads me to this ridiculously high bridge. As I drive across it feels like I’m on the world’s biggest roller coaster. There are no side rails, the wind is...
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Top 10 Favorite Sports Fans in Movies

Being the star athlete in film is easy. Hit a home run, win the game, get the girl. The more relatable character has always been the fan. The hardcore dudes that bleed team colors and steal scenes with their obsessive...
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Adam Sandler’s 10 Greatest Moments

Believe it or not, there was a time when “the new Sandler movie” would get me excited each and every year. Yes, I was a twentysomething punk. Yes, I was drunk most of the time. Yes, I thought dick and...
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Top 10 Favorite Movie Drunk Chicks

Drunk women always seem to be a lot more work than drunk dudes. That’s why I love watching them in movies, where they can’t bother me with their exaggerated fountains of puke and teardrops. Keep them at a safe distance...
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Top 10 Ridiculous Sports Moments in Movies

If you’ve ever played organized sports in your life it’s always funny to watch how Hollywood handles them. I could have made this entire list about basketball, and the fact that it’s almost always ridiculous to watch in any film,...
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Top 10 Favorite Movie Moments of 2010

Just because it hasn’t been the greatest of years for movies doesn’t mean they still didn’t have their moments. Of course, I haven’t seen every film that came out in 2010 yet so my list might be considered incomplete but...
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