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Favorite Movies: Goodfellas, Aliens, Fight Club, Minority Report, Edward Scissorhands, Magnolia, Jerry Maguire, read more Out of Sight, Se7en, Star Wars, True Romance, Unbreakable, When Harry Met Sally, Total Recall, Anchorman, The Matrix.

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Review: I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Posted 19 years ago
“…there isn’t much in this movie that makes it worth your while to even reach into your pocket to see if you even have enough change to see it.“ JoBlo reviews “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry” JOBLO NOTE:...
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300

Posted 19 years ago
Review Date: Director: Zack Snyder Writer: Zack Snyder, Kurt Johnstad, Michael Gordon Producers: Jeffrey Silver, Bernie Goldmann, Mark Canton Actors: Gerard Butler as Leonidas, Lena Headley as Queen Gorgo, Dominic West as Theron Plot: Loosely based on real life events...
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Review: 300

Posted 19 years ago
"A-oo! A-oo! A-oo…this is Sparta , bitch!" JoBlo reviews "300" JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty over the past few years, I haven’t been able to review the same amount of films as before, but I’ll be...
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Eastern Promises

Posted 19 years ago
Review Date: Director: David Cronenberg Writer: Steven Knight Producers: Robert Lantos, Paul Webster Actors: Viggo Mortensen as Nikolai Naomi Watts as Anna Vincent Cassel as Kirill Plot: A nice nurse finds a Russian prostitute’s diary on her body after she...
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Review: Eastern Promises

Posted 19 years ago
“All in all, if you’re a fan of crime flicks, Viggo Mortensen or director David Cronenberg, this movie is sure to give you what you want, and like I mentioned earlier, you even get a shot at Mortensen’s rocks, so...
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Crank

Posted 19 years ago
Review Date: Director: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor Writer: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor Producers: Michael Davis, Gary Lucchesi, Tom Rosenberg Actors: Jason Statham as Chev Amy Smart as Eve Efren Ramirez as Kaylo Plot: A hitman with a heart of gold...
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INT: Lake Bell

Posted 19 years ago
I really dig this woman. Lake Bell is one of those actresses you’ve seen often, but may not remember where. But her television work includes “Surface””, “Miss Match” and even “Boston Legal”. And not only does she have OVER HER...
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Review: Crank

Posted 19 years ago
“A lot of movies get released with the ‘marketing push’ centering around its ‘non-stop action’ or ‘thrill a minute’ virtues, but CRANK doesn’t just plug those words into its press release, it actually integrates them into its cinematic DNA, and...
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Review: The Heartbreak Kid

Posted 19 years ago
“If you watch this film, don’t expect much and you may not be too disappointed. Now there’s a ringing endorsement for ya!” JoBlo reviews “The Heartbreak Kid” JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty over the past few...
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