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Review: Knocked Up

Posted 19 years ago
"See it with your girlfriend or girlfriend-to-be and get into many ‘interesting’ conversations afterwards. And oh yeah, use a condom!" JoBlo reviews "Knocked Up" JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty over the past few years, I haven’t...
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Transformers

Posted 19 years ago
Review Date: Director: Micheal Bay Writer: Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman Producers: Ian Bryce, Tom DeSanto, Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Don Murphy Actors: Shia LaBeouf as Sam, Megan Fox as Mikaela, Josh Duhamel as Lennox Plot: The kid from DISTURBIA, once again,...
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Review: Transformers

Posted 19 years ago
"…but at the end of the day, this movie wasn’t produced to win Academy Awards for Best Supporting Actress, but so that you can forget about your dickhead boss at work or piss your girlfriend off for forcing you to...
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School for Scoundrels

Posted 19 years ago
Review Date: Director: Todd Phillips Writer: Todd Phillips, Scot Armstrong Producers: Todd Phillips, Daniel Goldberg Actors: Billy Bob Thornton as Dr. P Jon Heder as Roger Jacina Barrett as Amanda Plot: A grade-A loser with no balls decides to take...
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Review: School for Scoundrels

Posted 19 years ago
" Thornton also ought to try playing some different roles at this point, as his “asshole” character is started to wear a little thin (even though he does play them quite well)." JoBlo reviews "School for Scoundrels" JOBLO NOTE: Since...
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Disturbia

Posted 19 years ago
Review Date: Director: D.J. Caruso Writer: Christopher Landon, Carl Ellsworth Producers: Jackie Marcus, Joe Medjuck, Bennett Walsh Actors: Shia LaBeouf as Kale Sarah Roemer as Ashley David Morse as Mr. Turner Plot: A troubled teen is placed under “house arrest”...
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Write for Moviehotties

Posted 19 years ago
We’re continually growing our little niche here on the Web, with the JoBlo.com Network officially coming together over the next few months with JoBlo’s Movie Emporium, ArrowintheHead.com, DVDClinic.com, MyJoBlo.com and the always-popular MovieHotties.com all solidifying themselves and their writers. This...
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Review: Disturbia

Posted 19 years ago
"So yes, granted…you basically know what kind of cheese you’ll be getting on your nachos, but that doesn’t necessarily make the nachos any less tasty, if predictable (I hope that analogy made sense, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t)." JoBlo...
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