Mike Catalano
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Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, Halloween, Night of the Creeps, Hoosiers, Sneakers, read more Unbreakable, Batman Begins, What About Bob?, May, Black Christmas ('74), Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Bubba Ho-Tep, Dead Alive

Likes: Movies (duh), writing horror novels, the Mrs., the son, anything horror, read more basketball, the North Carolina Tarheels, sandwiches, walks along the shore, days off, my TV, margaritas, writing while drunk, sushi, and The Office. Oh and my forthcoming 2nd son.

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Dead Snow pics!

Posted 18 years ago
Whoever thought of the idea for a horror comedy about Nazi zombies ought to be given the Nobel Prize. Well, actually, whoever thought of the idea as well as everyone else that worked to make it come off so wonderfully...
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Holy Hyenas!

Posted 18 years ago
It’s time to “wolf-out” with a pack of savage HYENAS (and I don’t think they’re the laughing kind). This is a new creature flick from director Eric Weston (EVILSPEAK) and it’s looking to take a big ol’ bite out of...
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Dark Grace pics

Posted 18 years ago
I’ve been keeping a close eye on the Jordan Ladd-starring pregnancy horror flick GRACE mostly because it looks like one intense ride. Today I came across a couple of new pics from the flick which further pique my curiosity even...
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Nailbiter storms in

Posted 18 years ago
You guys know me. Any kind of fun-sounding monster horror indie and I’m there for ya! The current flick that has punctured my interest is a little number entitled NAILBITER (nice title!). This one is coming to us from Kansas-based...
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Reality Horror blah

Posted 18 years ago
Please excuse the following rant, but all people who have been on reality shows and then think they’re bona fide stars can go f*ck themselves. For some reason, if someone’s been on a show like “Survivor” or “The Real World”...
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Knowing new poster

Posted 18 years ago
I’m not saying that’s it’s been a while since Nic Cage has delivered us something truly kick ass… uh… ah shit, I guess that is exactly what I’m saying. But after poop like GHOST RIDER, THE WICKER MAN, and BANGCOCK...
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Crazy Necromentia

Posted 18 years ago
Well, now I’ve heard everything. If there’s a definition for “f*cked-up film plots” in some kind of entertainment dictionary, I do believe that the following will most likely be one of the entries listed. The flick is called NECROMENTIA. When...
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New Moon start date

Posted 18 years ago
Even though it experienced an over 60% drop in ticket sales during its second weekend, that tweener-turd TWILIGHT is still moving rapidly forward with its planned sequel stupidly titled, NEW MOON. And just recently, star and one-expression marvel, Kristen Stewart,...
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Plot doesn’t Suck

Posted 18 years ago
Not too long ago, Jared P. got the word out on a new rock ’n roll vampire horror comedy called SUCK. The flick seems to have a lot going for it with a fantastic cast of accomplished actors as well...
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Slasher Id Proxy

Posted 18 years ago
Alright! We’ve got ourselves another new indie slasher to learn about! This one carries the strange-but-interesting title THE ID PROXY and it will be tearing our way from writer/director Matthew C. Dumond (making his feature debut). Just look at the...
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