Mike Catalano
1,615 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, Halloween, Night of the Creeps, Hoosiers, Sneakers, read more Unbreakable, Batman Begins, What About Bob?, May, Black Christmas ('74), Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Bubba Ho-Tep, Dead Alive

Likes: Movies (duh), writing horror novels, the Mrs., the son, anything horror, read more basketball, the North Carolina Tarheels, sandwiches, walks along the shore, days off, my TV, margaritas, writing while drunk, sushi, and The Office. Oh and my forthcoming 2nd son.

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King’s Bag of Bones

Posted 17 years ago
Well, here’s something I’ve yet to become fully aware of. Director Mick Garris is elevating Stephen King’s novel, BAG OF BONES, from page to screen. Good stuff! Now, the reason I just learned this piece of info is because Garris...
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Dead Snow in theaters

Posted 17 years ago
I can’t even begin to tell you how badly I’m anticipating the chilled Nazi Zombie extravaganza known as DEAD SNOW. The buzz on this bad boy so far has been anything but cold! And the posters for it absolutely f*cking...
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House of Devil trailer

Posted 17 years ago
Huge odd house. Creepy family tenants. One scared f*cking babysitter. I’m talking about Ti West’s THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL, more specifically, its brand new trailer which just hit the web! After just sitting through the trailer, I’d have to...
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R.I.P. Mr. Ron Silver

Posted 17 years ago
It’s never fun writing an article when a long-time genre talent passes away. But it is definitely important to give that great actor his due. Yesterday marked the passing of legendary character actor, Ron Silver (right). I’m certain you guys...
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Bayona is Eclipsed off

Posted 17 years ago
I am so f*cking sick of hearing all this shit about the next two TWILIGHT sequels. The first piece of crap entry isn’t even on DVD yet and it’s NEW MOON this and ECLIPSE that. Who f*cking cares?! The TWILIGHT...
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Devil’s Tomb dream cast

Posted 17 years ago
How could I possibly let this one slip past me?! With a cast this crazy, and a plot this bad-ass?! I should have been all over it ages ago. I apologize for my tardiness, and present to you THE DEVIL’S...
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Bloody Bigfoot in 3D?!

Posted 17 years ago
Oh baby! We’ve got another Bigfoot (movie) sighting! And this one is actually bringing something extra to the dinner table: the aspect of 3D!! That’s right, hold onto your hairy hineys because here comes THE BLOODY RAGE OF BIGFOOT. And...
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True Blood casts Cruz

Posted 17 years ago
I’ve never seen the show TRUE BLOOD (I don’t have HBO and I haven’t gotten a chance to rent the first season), but I really want to. Mostly because I hear that it is ultra gory and cool… and also...
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Dirty Vaginal Holoc. trailer

Posted 17 years ago
Oh my dear lord, if there was ever a trailer that should be labeled NSFW it is certainly this one. Yes, the soon-to-classic offering VAGINAL HOLOCAUST (which I actually alerted you guys to last month) now has its first trailer...
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Parts Unknown trailer

Posted 17 years ago
Now this is the kind of wacky, f*cked-up shit that I could just eat up! Not literally, of course. I wouldn’t actually eat shit. Anyways, the flick I’m speaking of is FROM PARTS UNKNOWN and yippie-ki-yay, we’ve got ourselves the...
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