Mike Sampson

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Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

Cool Videos: This is your new Spider-Man singing the Bed Intruder song

Posted 16 years ago

For those who like to bitch in the comments when we post fun/funny movie-related things on the site that aren’t hardcore news, you might want to look away. There’s a very funny DUE DATE trailer online that you can go...

Watch Robert Downey, Jr. spit on a dog in this new Due Date trailer plus new posters!

Posted 16 years ago

For a movie that stars Robert Downey, Jr. and Zach Galifianakis and was directed by Todd Phillips (THE HANGOVER), I left the first DUE DATE trailer thinking it wasn’t equal to the sum of its parts. Maybe my expectations were...

Danny Trejo signs for first post-Machete role in motorcycle thriller Tarantula

Posted 16 years ago

Did you think Danny Trejo would turn his back on his indie roots after starring in Fox’s MACHETE did you? In his first role after his big breakout, Trejo has signed on to the indie biker thriller TARANTULA. While Trejo...

Alex Proyas to turn Milton into 3D with Paradise Lost epic

Posted 16 years ago

Ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you poetry in 3D. Alex Proyas has signed on to direct an upcoming 3D action film based on John Milton’s epic poem PARADISE LOST for Legendary Pictures (300, CLASH OF THE TITANS) and...

MOVIE POLL # 617

Posted 16 years ago

What would the Paul Greengrass version of Watchmen have looked like?

Posted 16 years ago

I was not a particular fan of Zack Snyder’s WATCHMEN. This has nothing really to do with Snyder’s direction of the film. As I said at the time, I think this was likely the best WATCHMEN film we’d ever get;...

Malin Akerman lusts after Paul Rudd in new Judd Apatow film

Posted 16 years ago

Malin Akerman has signed on to flex her comedic chops in the upcoming Judd Apatow produced comedy WANDERLUST. Akerman will co-star with Paul Rudd, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux in the film about a yuppie New York couple (Rudd and...

Official plot for Fast Five reveals (spoiler alert) car racing!

Posted 16 years ago

Sadly no, that’s not the official poster for the fifth FAST AND THE FURIOUS movie. That’s just me with Photoshop and a little too much time on my hands. But while I don’t have a poster to offer you just...

WB plans a new Al Capone biopic

Posted 16 years ago

There have been no shortage of films about or featuring Al Capone but that’s not stopping Warner Bros. from taking another crack at the famous gangster. The studio has set up CICERO, a project that would follow Capone’s rise from...

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