Mike Sampson

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Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

Cemetery Junction teaser!

Posted 17 years ago

Here in the US, Ricky Gervais’ next film, THE INVENTION OF LYING, hasn’t even hit theaters yet but in the UK, they’ve already got the teaser trailer for Ricky’s next next film. It’s called CEMETERY JUNCTION and it follows three...

1st Whip It pics

Posted 17 years ago

We’ve covered some actual roller derby stuff over at Movie Hotties in the past but now we have some a look at the upcoming theatrical version of roller derby. WHIP IT, the Fox Searchlight flick which marks the directorial debut...

New Supes in 2011?

Posted 17 years ago

The heirs to “Superman” co-creator Jerry Siegel filed suit against both DC Comics and Warner Bros. in years past claiming they were robbed of money throughout various dealings over the years. On Wednesday, a US District Court judge ruled that...

Frenzied Waters?

Posted 17 years ago

What is frenziedwaters.com? That’s the question I have after receiving a mysterious package in the mail today; one that included my own obituary. I opened the box to reveal a frosted jar with a rusty cap. It wasn’t easy to...

MJ’s last film

Posted 17 years ago

In 2004 a movie was made that was so awful, it was the death of three of the film’s stars. MISS CAST AWAY, a movie that is somehow a spoof of JURASSIC PARK, PLANET OF THE APES, CAST AWAY and...

New 2012 trailer?

Posted 17 years ago

This is NOT a legitimate trailer for the upcoming disaster flick 2012. But it should be. While I’m probably only speaking for myself, there’s a vastly better chance I’d see this movie on opening day if this were the official...

Destino online!

Posted 17 years ago

“Destino” was an animated short film conceived by Walt Disney and Salvador Dali in the 1940s. Though detailed storyboards were created for the film the project was scrapped because of financial concerns Disney was having at the time and only...

Kilmer fights MacGruber

Posted 17 years ago

Yesterday you heard the news that a MACGRUBER movie was coming to the big-screen to be directed by Jorma Taccone. Today we have some word on what the hell this movie is going to be about and who else is...

2 new HP6 clips

Posted 17 years ago

If you haven’t already heard, our resident HARRY POTTER expert calls THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE the best POTTER movie so far. That’s a pretty impressive compliment. Now to help get you ready for what could be the best POTTER film, we’ve...

Baywatch gets director

Posted 17 years ago

I had honestly thought that the proposed BAYWATCH movie was, pardon the pun, dead in the water but it turns out that things are moving ahead quite swimmingly. DreamWorks has hired THE HANGOVER writer Jeremy Garelick to write and make...

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