Mike Sampson

4,524 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

Slade on Eclipse?

Posted 17 years ago

While 30 DAYS OF NIGHT caught some shit after its release (mainly for the look of its vampires), I found it to be a rather serviceable vampire movie. It had its flaws, sure, but I’ve seen much, much worse vampire...

Jolie tracks killers

Posted 17 years ago

Angelina Jolie: Medical Examiner? Fox has acquired the screen rights to author Patricia Cornwell’s series of novels based around the popular Kay Scarpetta character, a medical examiner who solves crimes. Angelina Jolie, who would star in the films, has been...

New animated GI Joe

Posted 17 years ago

This Friday at midnight, Adult Swim will televise “G.I. Joe: Resolute,” an adult fan oriented animated mini-series based on the classic G.I. JOE brand and intended to bridge the gap between classic G.I. JOE and the new GI JOE: THE...

MOVIE POLL # 448

Posted 17 years ago

Paper Heart trailer

Posted 17 years ago

I really didn’t think I’d like the PAPER HEART trailer. I’m not sure exactly why but it all seemed a little too cutesy to me. The fake documentary about love by a real-life couple who are in love and they...

Dolph and JCVD!

Posted 17 years ago

Though Jean-Claude Van Damme may have robbed us of seeing him reteam with Dolph Lundgren in THE EXPENDABLES, the much better news is that we get to see Dolph and JCVD reteam in UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: A NEW BEGINNING! According to...

H2 trailer tease

Posted 17 years ago

The trailer for H2 (or HALLOWEEN 2 or whatever you want to call it) was in theaters this past weekend and was supposed to be officially online yesterday. It still hasn’t been made available by The Weinstein Co. so we’ll...

Snyder loses 2 more

Posted 17 years ago

I was bummed out when Amanda Seyfried was forced to drop out of the lead role in Zack Snyder’s SUCKER PUNCH due to scheduling conflicts with her HBO series “Big Love.” I’m super bummed today that SUCKER has lost two...

Bale fights Wahlberg

Posted 17 years ago

Darren Aronofsky and Brad Pitt have left the upcoming boxing drama THE FIGHTER and have been replaced by director David O. Russell and Christian Bale. Bale will co-star alongside Mark Wahlberg in the story of boxer Mickey Ward and his...

Early Apatow review

Posted 17 years ago

I would think at this point that a Judd Apatow directed comedy would be test screening proof. I mean Judd’s a pretty powerful guy in Hollywood and if he’s directing his vision, what would a test screening audience tell him...

Load more articles