Mike Sampson

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Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

Great Zack Miri poster!

Posted 18 years ago

If you remember, the MPAA made a big stink about a poster for Kevin Smith’s upcoming comedy ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO. The poster was banned from US theaters (despite a similar concept to a GOOD LUCK CHUCK poster...

Quantum theme tease

Posted 18 years ago

Originally Amy Winehouse was scheduled to work on the theme song for the next James Bond film QUANTUM OF SOLACE but, well, she’s a f*cking crackhead so ya know, that didn’t really work out. So the producers went a completely...

No Akira for Levitt

Posted 18 years ago

Back in February Ain’t It Cool reported that Joseph Gordon Levitt was to co-star in a live-action remake of AKIRA for Warner Bros. That’s news to Levitt. “That’s really just a rumor,” Levitt told MTV at the Toronto Film Festival,...

Chucky takes NYC!

Posted 18 years ago

OK – thank the heavens above I wasn’t in New York City on Monday because it would have been extremely embarrassing to pee my pants in front of all those tourists. Apparently to celebrate this week’s release of the 20th...

Sorority Row sisters

Posted 18 years ago

Looking for a good old-fashoined R-rated teen slasher flick? You’re in luck because Summit Entertainment has announced production on a remake of 1983’s THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW. Unlike movies like PROM NIGHT, this version will be made with an...

Nine Choke clips!

Posted 18 years ago

The last time we got a Chuck Palahniuk novel adapted to film we were blessed with the modern classic FIGHT CLUB. So we’re a little excited to see what happens with Chuck’s next adaptation, CHOKE. Hitting theaters on September 26th,...

Cancer sucks.

Posted 18 years ago

Not that we need any more reason to be depressed today, the day before the 7th anniversary of September 11th, but sadly I have just the thing to thoroughly bum you out. While it does start off with Tom Green,...

Farrell as Watson??

Posted 18 years ago

UPDATE 2 – That was quick. We kept in close contact with our source last night and finally got some confirmation. An offer was sent out to Farrell last week but he has passed on the role of Watson.UPDATE –...

Sam Jackson in Titanic

Posted 18 years ago

Putting famous actors in screen tests for famous movies they weren’t in isn’t a new technique in comedy. “Saturday Night Live” famously did it best with their “Star Wars Screen Tests” sketch in the mid-90s. But what sets the video...

BTS with Kaufman

Posted 18 years ago

Charlie Kaufman’s directorial debut, SYNECDOCHE, NEW YORK, is set for release later this year. As such, Kaufman is somewhat forced to do something he doesn’t do very often – press. Because Kaufman rarely does press interviews and never does photoshoots,...

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