Mike Sampson

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Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

Lil Fox gets Wrestler

Posted 18 years ago

A film that’s rocketing straight up my must see list for later this year is Darren Aronofsky’s THE WRESTLER. Any Aronofsky film will always be on my must see list but after the raves in Toronto and Venice, it’s a...

Palahniuk does comics

Posted 18 years ago

You’d think by now someone would’ve approached cult writer Chuck Palahniuk about writing some comic books. I mean if you’re an indie publisher, wouldn’t you snatch up Chuck to write a limited run of some series? Well what the indie...

Payne gets R, pissed

Posted 18 years ago

Most action-type movies view an R-rating as something of a Badge of Honor. “Look fanboys! We’re gritty enough to earn an R-rating! Nevermind that our movie is a pile of shit – we’ve got gratuitous gore!” So it strikes me...

Be in Iron Man 2!

Posted 18 years ago

Wanna be in IRON MAN 2? Have at least $5,000 to drop? Well you’re in luck brutha, cause you could be bumping shoulders with Robert Downey, Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow on the set of IRON MAN 2! As part of...

Crowe still in Holmes?

Posted 18 years ago

It appeared that the Russell Crowe in SHERLOCK HOLMES rumors were debunked pretty quickly. I had even heard word that Crowe was offered a role in the film (alongside Robert Downey, Jr.) put politely passed. Now Latino Review is saying...

Zack, Miri go green

Posted 18 years ago

Just the other day the red-band trailer for ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO popped up online and set raunchy new heights for red-band trailers. Today the green-band trailer (you know, the kind you’d normally see in a movie theater)...

T’formers 2 video blog

Posted 18 years ago

Ever wanted to hear a Michael Bay pep talk? Where he describes how Nike made him his own special pair of sneakers? Where he tells his crew that he’s going to literally and figuratively kick their ass? Of course you...

Cruise does Shrek?

Posted 18 years ago

Tom Cruise is one of the last of the A-list actors to not lend his voice to a animated movie. Brad Pitt, Will Smith, Tom Hanks, Angelina Jolie, Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp, Julia Roberts…all at one time cartoons in a...

Trailer guy tribute!

Posted 18 years ago

As I’m sure you’ve heard that golden-voiced God Don LaFontaine died this past weekend. He was the voice of a million trailers and someone finally has put together a tribute worthy of his work. As Don might himself say, you’ll...

Lohan’s new trailer

Posted 18 years ago

You might have thought Lindsay Lohan had given up on acting completely, content to stroll around with her BFF and post missives on her blog. But Lohan is back on the scene with a brand new trailer for her upcoming...

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